how to swi when staying at the in laws?

[dontcarehow]

Any tips for fitting in the SWI when staying with the in- laws? Whats the best way to not make any noise? or to not make it obvious?!

Test the bed for squeaks as soon as you get there (so it's not suspicious-sounding!). We have been known to SWI on a duvet on the floor if needs be :o

Love this question Also, if bed too squeaky, bending over the bed?

On the floor as goose suggested. Doggy is probably less bouncy than most other positions...

Ah Stealth Sex. The bed in the spare room at my parents house is exceptionally squeaky. Have found using it sideways rather than lengthways makes a difference. No idea why.

If the weather is ok, sneak out for a 'walk'? I agree with duet it even mattress on the floor.

I haven't done this but how about standing up against the door to prevent nosy MIL from gaining entry and seeing something she really really doesn't want to see?

Although standing is a bad position for babymaking. You'd have to lie down on the floor straight away to stymie gravity.

I have heard the dread words through the door - 'Everything alright in there?'

I gave up on worrying about my parents hearing us. We're married so even by Catholic standards it's not a sin!

Do you mew you're a screamer?! Or are you talking bed springs?
I'd just put mattress on floor if latter
If former bite on the pillow?!?

Could you get him going before hand and make the actual sex quick and quiet?

hahaha! pipbin - is this acceptable even if you're not at the inlaws?!!

For the first time in YEARS we had sex the other week while my family were staying. I actually found the really slow and quiet sex great so you could just try the 'naughty' thing?!!

good luck!