Confessions of a TTC-er, facebook style

[Aworryingtrend]

Aworryingtrend has spent the morning looking at maternity wear online, despite not being pregnant yet.

What's yours?

celynbear has secretly spend the last few days with a pillow under her top while the oh is at work, and made a lovely list of baby names this morning

spent*

DizzyKipper has spent the last few days compulsively checking MN and also doing the same google searches with slightly varying words over and over again

haha you've just described my last week perfectly! Every day i google my dpo to compare symptoms..

pommedechocolat has spent the morning trying to decide if her cm is slippery, creamy or, in fact, not there at all.

melliebobs has spent the morning researching the use of hotubs during pregnancy in preperation for a cottage break in october. Even though there is no pregnancy to speak of.........yet!

Mellie I can share the October madness:

Aworryingtrend has already selected a maternity costume for her friends' annual Halloween party (despite not being pregnant yet)

Pommedechocolat is wondering what a soft cervix 3 dpo means and thinks that dd has no idea what goes on when she has her morning nap :)

LoveInAColdClimate has spent a significant chunk of her morning at work hiding in the loo waiting for an OPK to "develop".

Bexamundo is dying of af cramps which really annoys her when she's apparently not even ovulating!

Lankylegs has spent the entire afternoon starring at fertilityfriend thinking it might show her some new fact/pattern that will inevitably mean she is pregnant...

Oh the hours wasted on fertilityfriend....!

Lychees has been trying to get pregnant with #2 for nearly two years now so please stop asking me when we are planning on having any more.

Ooh this is like therapy! Lychees likes.

PandaEis has been sat in work wondering if my new dizziness is a PG symptom despite no other evidence to support this and TTC for a million years

Bexamundo is sick and tired of people assuming they can tell her when she should have a family. It isn't "my turn" and I'm not "not ready".Mind your own business!"

No1childminder is wondering whether she conceived this month. its my 2ww!!

has already chosen her 'telling the grandparents' announcement, 'shocked and concerned she's leaving work in the lurch' boss announcement and 'witty Facebook announcement' for such a time when she should have an announcement to make!!!

NinjaChipmunk has shagged a lot this last week and really hopes its worked this time!

eurochick is wondering where her EWCM disappeared to this month.

I like all of your statuses!!! (Well, not 'like but you know what I mean.)

AWT can feel AF on its way and wishes it would hurry up and get here already so I can start yet another month.

Liliana is also wondering where her EWCM went this month and hating pre AF bloating even more than usual as it means yet another month and no BFP

goingmadtrying is currently on cd24 and is wondering when its best to POAS!! :)

melliebobs is officially in the 2ww and is expectibg the madness to begin. Did we do it at the right time? Have we done it enough? Did i even friggen ovulate considering tests gave me nothing but bloody negatives?!

Goingmadtrying is gutted as went to poas this morning and realised she doesn't have any tests in :(

Oh no GMT, can you get to a chemists ths morning? Superdrug early predictor ones were 3 for 2 last week, not sure if they still are.