I am STILL not pregnant.
And now I have to go and have procreative sex with my husband and I REALLY don't feel like it. And he doesn't feel like it much either.
We didn't do it 2 nights ago because we were tired / couldn't be arsed.
Then last night I fell asleep and he didn't wake me up and so we had a completely unreasonable row.
I am sick of this.
You know what? I want him to scoop me up and ravish me with enthusiasm. Not plod upstairs because he knows he'll be in trouble if we don't do it.
AND I WANT TO GET PREGNANT THIS TIME PLEASE.