Okay yes so I need to buy a PG test. Why? because I think I may be PG. Why? Because I'm trying to get PG. THERE IS NO NEED for your judging eyes as you take the security tag off the test! AND THERE IS NO NEED for Mrs NoseyMcKeepYourFacialExpressionsToYourself behind me in the queue to look me up and down!! NOT ALL OF US GET PG BY ACCIDENT YOU KNOW!!!!!
And NO I do NOT want you to "double up that bag" for me! I want you to hurry up so I can get out the shop before someone I know comes in!
JESUS!!!!!!!!!