Hey
Me and the OH have only been TTC for 2 months - the ERTD arrived yesterday GRRRRR! And I have found that I am already becoming a completely nuts obsessive symptom spotter!!!
"Ohh my boobs are sore - it must be because I'm pregnant and not because I walked into that door frame yesterday!"
"Ohh I feel nauseous - it must be because I'm pregnant and not because I ate a dodgy takeaway at the weekend!"
or my personal favourite -
"Ohh that bleeding must be implantation bleeding because I'm not getting a period because I AM PREGNANT!"
Please say there are more crazy syptom spotters out there and it's not just me!!! I really need some support playing it cool with all this TTC stuff! 
Thanks for listening x