We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

[Fairygodmother1]

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby

Muffin. good call on the 20/20 - did you chose a nice lurid shade, perhaps to match FG's bikini - we should all do that - it's still sunny - chose a flavour based on the colour of our thongs - bagsie the neon green one ;) Ooh and a spot on the roundabout - spinning and tanning + 20/20 = awesome fun times.

Um soz about RTD, think mine is on it's way, convinced self on holiday that I spotted symptoms - so tested on return last night - BFN - twice, cause oh no, didn't believe the first one - stupid meeeeeee.

FG - raspberry vodka with coke - yummy!

Get the bikinis back on girlies hotter than the Med today - nice night down the park I should think. What we drinking???

Hug's to umb are iyou feeling like heading for a fliuffy pnk beanbag in the pit or happy tio sun yourself in the park? Maybe we need to trade Dazza, Bazza & Tezza in for some younger models??

Had Hosp app yesterday. Back on the Metformin & if not pg or lost significant amount of weight by aug then they want to try a cocktail of metformin & clomid. Another lot of scans & blood tests due. Ooh she did make me laugh when she said do I know how to time 'meeting' (oh, just say swi) with dh. Just cos we aint pg after nearly 3 1/2 years doesn't mean I don't know when to do!

RTD due in 3 days but no symptoms either way like you umb

Yes where are the other chavvies??? Glad you're still here Lemony

How's the fake bake PTP?

You lot don't need fakebake just some sunflower oil to catch the sun and lie out there. As I am preggers am being sensible and using olive oil as its full of goodness - right??

Sending you all huge smoochies!!

Absolutely Lou! Myself, I'm on the ol' carrot oil, sizzling away nicely :)

Glad some progress was made at the hospital FG - glad medical experts are terming SW as meeting - very technical and appropriate medical language, very reassuring ;) Also working on the losing weight - need to lose a couple of stones really. So will be diet bud if ya need one!

Sat here, supposed to be planning, can't be bovvered innit?! Still a few more days til back to school, then only a short week so not too drastic. AF is but a whisper away, next cycle please!

How's you lovelies? xxxx

Well I've got my pink thong bikini and my fuggs on. I have shaved my legs and covered myself in clover (didn't have any oil) so I'm headed off to netto for some more alcopops

Fairy i've got the opposite problem, every time I see a 'medical professinal' I get the safe sex chat and a bag full of condoms! It's only been twelve weeks since my 3rd degree tear sex is the last thing on my mind!

Xposts with you Pumpkin.

I need to shed some pounds too as dd1 kindly pointed out when I got out of the shower this morning!

Fairy so have you been shagging at the right time then?

See no meetings for me.

ps - clover is a great substitute - really there is not call in this day and age for milk bottle legs :)

pps - I may have had a glass of pink fizzz, or indeed two!

Lou I've obivously not been shagging at the right time - nothing to do with my dodgy ovaries at all...silly me! Yes I need to get my people to speak to DH's people to book in some meeting time!!!

Lemony don't think I'll ever need a condom again!!!!
PTP Yes need a buddy for major weight loss! Tried planning yesterday - was hard. Other than more SATs revision they'll be doing Royal Wedding activities fior tihoise 3 days, then there's that 4 day week, then SATs!!

Ooh took me a while to find find this fred on the new look MN!!

So cd28 - going mad symptom spotting when indeed it must be RTD on its merry way! Had a bfn on Monday - oh well...

Still struggling to plan - tis v hard!

Oh well at least we have a few short weeks!

Diet buddies we are then x

CD30 & no RTD yet!!! No symptoms of anything!!!!!

Had sad news yesterday my aunt died...

Feels like a long day....

Hugs to fairy xxx

Thanks Lou xxx

Happy Easter Chavettes!!! What's everyone up to?

Hugs FG - never good x

FG any sign of RTD?
I'm on cd31 not RTD (as of yet) and have been trying not to symptom spot but it is so hard. I did test on cd25 and got a bfn. Putting off testing as away from home and have no more hpts. Nervous really, unsure - argggh.
How are you all?
xx

No sign at all on CD32! No symptoms either! Have no idea about SWI either... I doubt iI am as per usual!!!!
What symptoms you got???

Sorry to hear about your aunt FG. I hope your week cheers up lots with a BFP pretty damn quick!

PTP Good luck to you also, I do think that testing on day 25 was a trifle optimistic though! I haven't POAS for ages, mainly cos I don't have any hpt's in the house and am doing my best not to waste money and hope on the damn things!!!

cd11 here so will have to start grabbing dh by the ear and hauling him back to my cave soon.

Another of my friends who is ttc made me laugh the other day cos she said that it was time for some swi, and her hubby made unenthusiastic grumbles! Makes me feel better - honestly, you are led to believe that all men are sex mad and when it comes to ttc you discover that yours isn't. It is nice to know that other ttc dh's are similar - otherwise it would be tempting for me to think that I am an unattractive old slapper!

Aww don't say that Umb. Was saying to my sis the other day that after 3 1/2 years of TTC it's not sexy, romantic, spontaneous, or necessarily the case of "oh it's that time of the month!" I wanna be PG for some time off!!!!

Feeling slightly queasy over teh past week but that could just be a bug that is going around (have had other bug related issues blush). Sore breasts, veing, bloated, tired. Could just be coming down with something - don't wanna get hopes up! x

Fingers crossed for you!

Am having toddler not going to bed issues which put together with a doorway too small for a stair gate is not a good combination. Think sleep issues are linked to arrival of new bundle. He is once asleep but its getting him there....

So PTP any news?

I actually miss shagging but DH will not be moved on the subject. So you will all probably get a break when you win your 2 lines xx

Well I caved and bought some fancy clearblue digitals things and the first one didn't bloody work (excuse my french!) - faulty expensive things! The timer thingiebob didn't appear and the screen stayed blank.

Anyhoo, took another test and a tentative yay as - pregnant - 1-2 weeks popped up - eeek. Am happy obviously but eeeeek, kinda scared after last time. Sorry it's all been about me, how's everyone else doing? xxx

Whoop whoop. I had a good feeling about you squashedupone x