We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

[Fairygodmother1]

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby

LOVING THE NAME CHANGE!!!

Fabulous!!

what can I say, inspired idea meets alliteration :)

Love your new name Pumpkin!

Sorry for rtd Fairy, was really hoping that the boobs were telling you something.

Deh 16 in the bongo house and dh is going to the bingo this evening! (He can put off falling asleep til after!)

:) Just thought I'd pop in - in between planning and the like :) How we all doing? RTD has started in a round about way - ie slowly! Rubbish :) On well cd2 since the mmc is here - let the Sw begin, well in a couple of days! Alas ready to enoy a night out with my sister now, a couple of for me methinks! How you all? xxxx

Hope your planning is going ok and you are not faffing on mn too much PTPumpkin Hope your rtd gets on with it and gets gone so you can get on! Have plenty of with your sister and good luck for sw this month, I am only up to 2 and its now cd 18 so tomorrow at the latest dh is going to get jumped on! (don't rate my chances for tonight as he is already nearly asleep in front of the fire!!!)

SW 3! And 2 of them were only the recommended 48hrs apart ! (I think thats the first time we have managed that in a looooong time.) So I will be preg this month as we have had sex at the right time and everything! [incredibly doubtful emoticon]

[tumbleweed] How is everyone? Did those with kids survive the half term? Have the teachers survived today? for everyone and a bunch of too.

Awh thanks Um :) PMA re SW, am well impressed!

I could do with that wine - assessment time at school, along with RTD, NQt final review and one of my oldest friends emailing me and telling me I am a crap friend. That hurt a little. Oh well, felt sad but tbh she is a drama queen normally and I have let her be in the past. No more, haven't got the energy to be dealing with that on top of everything. Mini moan over and out! I will be better after this week is done with! :) How you all doing? x

Streeeeessss.

Moving houses. DH already moved into new house(new business etc) leaving me to do all the packing moving and cleaning. Got a landlady from HELL who is nit picking at eveything. And DH leaving me to deal with it. Pah!

Oh and I have a cough and cold and feel rotten. At elast the pg symptoms(nausea, and sore boobs are wearing off).... tho that in its self is worrying me, cos I feel normal.

Its all me, me, me, me, me.......

Sorry bout that!
Have a few for me, I'll just have a

HELLLLOOOOO!! Sorry for shouting but it's the only way I can. I've lost my voice!! Dh is , and I'm ...

Actually it is reeeeally sore and felt pants last night, all feverish. Sucked it up for my what could be grasping at straws last swi of the month. Cd15 - 7 swi. At least every other day. Dh thinks he's an irresistible sex god . Surely I'll get a bfp for effort .

Fivealive what cd are you on?

PTP (that sounds explosive!)you ok? I was devasted the other week at first af after mmc. Did you have a good night out?

Youngie arrgghh at moving! It'll be us in June as landlord has decided to sell up. We've thought about buying as we sold our last house at beginning of recession to get the equity out (canny Dad!), so have a deposit, but not sure it's large enough. Dad says hang on though, so will prob rent again.

Pants sorry you hear you lost your voice too, ( mines from too much shouting I reckon!)
and congrats on getting so much hokey pokey in this month. And theres still half the month to go!!
Must be a bingo winner surely??? Fingers crossed. x

24 weeks pregnant tomorrow and still no shags or any sexual anything really. I kind of miss sex - maybe the memory of it is better than the reality.

Glad frenchknickersandthong is putting up a sterling effort my maximum this time was 6. When we were trying for DS we would have sex twice in a row. Those were the days [rose tinted glasses emoticon]

Oh, Pumpkin I am sorry to here about your "friend's" comment, I think you're grrrrrrrrreat! Good luck for the rest of the week!

I hope you are chilling by now, Oldie it sounds like you are having a tough time too, I'll gladly drink your , here's a for you and a too!

Pants sorry for the voice, can't believe you have got to sw7 by day 15! I am on cd21 and have only managed 3 but I think they were in approximately the right place! (i hope they were!) (I have a long 31-34 day cycle.)

24 weeks! wow! Lou

Slaps PTPs so called friend with a wet fish. Great friend she is. Here is my donation to the cheering up front!

Awh thanks guys :) You are the best! I am ignoring her at the minute as she feeds off drama and I honestly haven't the energy for it.

Youngie hope the move went well or is going well?

Lou - 24 weeks is epic but understandable, a friend of mine went without for the entire time as she was ill on and off.

Pants get well sooon!

Um, thanks for the virtual slap if I could gift it to her I would

How is everyone this eve? I am okay, shattered but RTD is almost gone - heavy and quick it seems. Now eagerly awaiting cycle 3 and SW! Hehe xxxx

Hey Chavettes!!!

Sorry about the absence - RTD was a B from Hell! Spent wed on Pain killers & hotwater bottle. Thursday I packed & Friday I went away for the weekend to see my best friend & my goddaughter which was medicine for the soul.

Already counting down 6 weeks till next holiday!!!

Loving the new name Pumpkin, Friend sounds horrible

Lou 24 already!!!

Pants get well soon!!!!

Youngie thats major stress! Keep us posted on the move!

This place needs a spring clean - its getting dusty from not being used.

PS I am not nesting.
PPS I hope Biccie, Lia and Lemony are all ok. Not seen them around for a while.

Passes around the

Good idea lou, my ds is "hoovering" which is why I am on here to prevent me from getting mad, as he does about 5 seconds hoovering and then switches it off again for a fiddle. My house is a TIP and needs a proper hoover. (I can see where has not been done. It is that bad!)

Hi all,

still here abandoned amid the packing. Too much stuff to try to cram in. Proper movers coming tomorrow, they're doing the big stuff, which leaves me with everything else. I still have a stinkin cold and cough, feel about as rough as I could and wish it was next week already. PAH!

I too havent seen/heard much from those chavs wots gone AWOL. I spec Lemony is busy with newborn stuff, it does take over rather.

whos heading the leader board on SWIing?

Passes round and more to help things along.

Hiya, spring cleaning here too! Landlord wants to put house on the market asap, so trying to do all those jobs we would have put off now instead. Plus stupid sodding car has had a major breakdown, at least it was the car and not me lol. If it's the "good" thing it's £600 ish and if it's bad £1000-1200!!!!

Lou how are you feeling??

Youngie, I think we have the same bugs! Just when I think I'm over it, it gets worse again .

I'm on 2ww so given up counting .

Hello Ladies, won't name check because I would get it all wrong, so tired I can't even remember my own name!!!

Well mini muffin is now six weeks old and is truely wonderful. I'm missing my sleep, mini muffin only likes to sleep in the day in my arms. Dh been great especially at three in the morning.

Still can't believe how lucky we are to have her.

Two years ago I had mmc and felt like i would never get pregnant again. So all you ladies still trying please don't give up hope.

Love to you all and will check in again as soon as I get a spare five minutes.

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Lemony lovely to "hear" from you, mini muffing sounds delightful. My dd would only sleep in my arms too, make the most of it!

Hello lovely chavettes - thought it was about time I popped in :)

So I'm 21+6 - I just can't believe it.

Louja - if it's any consolation, no shagging has been had in the Bicnod household since the magic BFP either. Had lots of bleeding (including scary trip to A&E) up to 9 and a bit weeks so have been too scared to indulge :(

Lemony - mini muffin sounds gorgeous - I can't wait for July

Mini-Bicnod is a right little wriggler. We had the scan last Tuesday and all fine except the little bugger is currently lying breach - so now I'm convinced I'm destined to have a C-section - spending lots of time on all fours (fnar fnar) to try and get him/her to turn.

Anyway - sloppy snogs to you all - keeping fingers and toes crossed for a host of BFPs on this thread soon x

Biccy I know a couple of people who went into labour with breech babies and the staff didn't realise - at least yours seem more aware. In fact one of my friends was induced with a breech baby - how dumb is that - they could have just given her a c section without her being in labour at the time!! As placenta is low here I might be joining you in the c section crew.

Lemony am looking forward to all the baby cuddles. Toddler cuddles are lovely just not very frequent.

25 weeks tomorrow. AHHHHH!!!!

Who is winning shagwatch by the way??? Youngie would have given you all a run for your money if she was still in the game. At least someone apart from Frenchknickers get beyond my record this time round of 6!!