We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

[Fairygodmother1]

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby

BFN & still no RTD! Massive boobs though that even Jordan will be jealous! DH wants to get his hands on them but they hurt!!!!

How's everyone's weekend?

Pah! BFN, wait a week and test again (assuming rtd doesnt get you)
I have sore boobs too and fed up being climbed on by DCs who just dont get it!

DH wanted a cuddle so said don't move they hurt so he moves!!!!! !!!

Yeah will see next weekend if RTD doesn't show up!

Echoes everything Youngie just said.

I hate the confusion part, the not knowing for sure, bloody bodies :)

Am okay, going a but mental methinks, symptom spotting even though I am only about 9dpo and we only managed once. Silly me! Anyhoo. am enjoying half term - you off to FairyG? x

Hope you all are well? x

wooo, sorry am extremely bored, spent the entire day time wasting and avoiding housework. Might head to the park, hang out with Daz :)

Squashedup think you need one of these to keep you warm

Where there's no rtd there's still hope !

Rtd all done, dh doesn't know it but we're officially ttc . Best he thinks he's an irresistible sex god!

Sqeshed oooh you chavette! I hope you didn't get cold in that short skirt...

Morning chavettes - all I've had is 3 tiny clots when I wipe (sorry tmi) & still no need for a towel.

Yes am off too Squesh, spent yesterday getting all plans for Lit & Num planned. What year group do you have?

Today is gonna be spent having a major clear out. Hoping it might help my feng sui!

What's everyone else up to?

This month I'm keeping a tally : cd8 & sw1 done & dusted!!

I hate working on school hols. I know dd is having a fab time at cm's but I miiissss her, and want to do stuff together . I've cancelled the 'rents cleaning tomorrow and we're going to see my friend and her 3 for lunch .

So just work until 5.30 for me today.

Fairy - implantation bleeding?? Are you going to test again?

Awh Pants it's always best to engineer the Sex God persona, esp if they think they are irresistible to boot!

I am on that mission too Pants, we're only on SW2 this month, gotta step it up, damn flu scuppering my chances ;)

Just awaiting RTD (due on Friday) and it needs to come as I have the most bizarre bloating issues - lower abdomen and swelling round the uterus - soz tmi but it is really weird.

You're extremely good Fairy I faffed about all day yesterday, lost my motivation. I teach year 4 - also gonna have a clear out today and hopefully get planning on the morrow. What year do you teach?

Pants good going on the tally and fingers crossed for Fairy xxx

Pants lets see if it's lucky 7 for you!

Year 6 (for my sins) first time I've taught this high up!

Well RTD in full swing & pain is starting!!!!! The clear out maybe happening & not my spare room! I'm hoping that it will be feng sui on the room!

xxx

Hugs to you FairyG. Vodka and short skirts too.

xx

awww thats pants fairy I thought it was your month. :(

Never mind more action for Mr fairy this month!
Get that Ann summers gear back into use!

Youngie he is chomping at the bit!!! He thinks big boobs are a come on!!!! They still bloody hurt & so does my stomach now! Taking me forever to de-clutter spare room!!!!

Thanks Lou Vodka to numb the pain!!!

Hope the vodka helped fairy, if not here's a too!

I always think having a good spring clean helps at this time of the month. Lost my motivation a bit this week, extremely coldy and the like. Also waiting for RTD and can't be bothered. Such a poor attitude :)

Trying hard to put poas outta my mind as it does feel like AF is on her way. I WILL tidy my desk and office today so I can go to the cinema later guilt free! Hands up who believes me...

Pumpkin (its a squash!) if I was a teacher I would say you must try harder

That should help!

I like that Lou! :)

Are you saying you are round and orange? When you do get pregnant you could apply some fake tan or go on a sun bed then you could be a living Pumpkin!!

Fairy sorry about rtd, have a or three.

Lol @ pumpkin!!

CD9 - sw2 Love rainy mornings ! Dh is going to be knackered this month.........

Been to a friends for lunch today, just eaten a Malteser bunny (very yummy!) and out for dinner tonight. Did I mention that I'm on Slimming World???

I love the fake tan idea.... And pumpkin is a wicked name, I fancy a springy new colourful name :)
Pants, you go girlfriend [insert much finger snapping and high 5s) - SW2 that's my total this cycle, my aim is to at least double it next cycle, I mean seriously that number needs a must try harder from me!

Also a fan of the malteaser bunnies mmm - glad you're having a lovely day off! x

I dare you to change your name. Love Butternut squash too!

Diet is totally blown . Starting again today lol.

Yes Squeshie you must name change! Lou thinks of the best names, including mine lol.

Alas pumpkin was gone

I like a name change for Spring!