We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

[Fairygodmother1]

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby

Someone get me some baileys please. I have just sat down and realised that was a bad plan cos I ought to be getting on and am not. Just 2 more days of school to get everything sorted while ds is out!

House still total grot hole, but I have finished the christmas shopping - Hooray!

Well RTD got me so feeling pretty crap! All going ahead for Lap & dye next week!!! Why are we not catching one of the crafty buggers???? I shall be cracking open the alcohol over xmas (and the massage oil if I'm up for it!!! )
christmas shopping all done, downstairs sorted but upstairs still to do!!!

FG sounds like you need some booze. Poor you. I know its very little compensation now but when you do win that baby of yours a lot of the pain will disappear. With me its not enough to want another one but I have two already and another one would be greedy.

Sorry about rtd FairyG, Tis truly stinky and not at all festive. Have all my booze, I am on the Gaviscon now. Proper 'ard me!

My downstairs too is mostly sorted but yes, no-one looks at upstairs!

Good luck to everyone for the final push before christmas.

Thanks girlies - Feeling quite positive about it at the mo! I really do think that it will help me win that baby.

Ooh I do love a bit of Gaviscon at Xmas Um!!! PMPL. My upstairs really needs doing.

Lou I seems normal to have about 5 these days! !!!!

When are you going in for L&D FairyG? Well done for the positive vibes, I will send some over too.

5 kids! Aargh! 2 will be enough hard work, I am not getting any younger and this pregnancy has more side effects than the last one.

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oh, I wanted a with a hat on!

I'm afraid you only get a with a hat on

Wednesday I'm gong in - secretly feeling panicky!!!!

They need with a hat on it. Or it can just be mulled wine which is festive innit.

Two is a great number. You only have 2 hands and 2 laps and 2 seconds of patience.

PMSL at downstairs having another meaning.....

I had baileys and milk it tastes like milkshake and is yum.

Lou I thought that Um was talking about 'her' downstairs at first!!!!!!

Two is a good number, I'd be happy with 1 at the mo!!!

Bailey's hotchocolate is lush!!!

or should that be

Sorry fg didn't mean to be insensitive.

When LOU?

Morning FairyG

Hope you are ok this morning. Have a baileys hot chocolate on me!

You're all mean and rude - of course I was talking about my house! 'my' downstairs hasn't had any housekeeping done either!

Lol Um I'm wondering when my downstairs will get the once over cos it's not feeling too bad today. It's around my belly button that hurts the most! Also not as gassy as I thought I'd be. All good news though - except slight kink in left tube but doesn't mean that it's blocked! so get your pom poms out girlies for a 2012 Baby Fairy

If its a girl will be called Lou and Lewis for a boy after my kind donation of massage oil .

Am not sure what I am going to do when Xmas is over and I can't bribe boy child with Santa not bringing him his pressies.

LOL Lou8!!!

You coud try the easter bunny?

Hi chavs! I hope you are all wearing your red fluffy Xmas thongs, fairy wings and tinsel in your hair.

Sorry I've been AWOL but we had colds and teeth and not alot of sleep, I don't function very well on so little sleep.

Fairy good news on your lap and dye glad your kinky tube won't be a problem.

I thought Um was talking about her downstairs but then did wonder what was meant by upstairs, armpits or head!

My sister was due on Wednesday so just waiting for 'the call', dd1 thinks if he arrives on Christmas day that his second name should be Jesus! My sister said she will think about it.

Well better get up, mini muffin is still asleep beside me but dd1 is hungry, hope you all have a great Christmas and I promise to try to post more.

We love Jeffrey. That is all.

Whoop to baby FGs being conceived in 2012.

Have you read the quads thread in pregnancy? Now that is scary. Imagine going for a scan and being told there are not 1 or 2 or 3 but 4 babies in there. Think I would cry and not in joy.

Me again. I think Pants is due soon. Fingers crossed it all goes to plan for her. Hello pants if you are there.

Pants due date was yesterday, day after my sister, so could be snuggling her little blue bundle right now. Big waves to Pants hope you come back and tell us all about it when he arrives.

Dd1 asked for a side partition this morning! She wanted a side parting in her hair.