Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

[takethatlady]

The (updated) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). Horse-riding and other dangerous activities are also actively encouraged.

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. If you're a midwife, you can even get other midwives to furkle for you

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

morning, everyone!
sorry I haven't checked in for a while - have been reading, but not really muc hto say.

sorry about your tests Sleepy. :(

I've got nothing to report.
we've been jsing every other day since AF finished. it's so sad (but quite good fun, too! DH is on cloud 9 ) We've been experimenting with different positions (by this I don't mean anything more exciting in terms of how we stand, it's actually just where on the bed we are! and )

although, I'm symptom-spotting now, because I started feeling sick yesterday afternoon- feels a bit like sea-sickness or when I've eaten tiramisu (coffee makes me sick). and a low level whingeing in my tummy.
it's driving me mad, and i coudln't eat all of my dinner last night.
So i'm hoping i'm not coming down with anything. :(

nickelpombear love the name change. I read that thread and laughed my arse off all the way through

maybe you're coming down with a baby?!

josie I really hope your nana is fighting fit and that you get the problems at the yard sorted out. You've got so much on your plate! Hope the shagging is taking some of the stress away

Sorry for your news sleepy. Having been in a similar position I know just how gutted you feel right now. You've got good company here. Sorry, that's probably just not good enough though

How are the injections going vallinna? You are a brave lady indeed!

Miffles hun are you lurking or sulking? You are welcome to do either, but I didn't want you to think we'd not missed you. Has AF arrived yet? Hope you are keeping sane Milano you ok too?

We've got a few others MIA too. I hope you are all doing ok. (((hugs))) all round.

oooh nickle what CD are you on? Nice one for keeping JSing alive

In Prune News Today: I can report only partial success. Little movement which is better than nothing. Trying hot water now as someone said that works too.

don't know what CD is (i was told I wasn't allowed to use jargon!! so i didn't learn ayn (except for ERTD) )

cycle day?
I had ERTD (counts on fingers...) 7th to the 12th, and we JSed for the first time after it on Saturday night.
I'm sure OV is normally 12-14 after (period-like pains...), which would make it friday-sunday this week.
also, though, normally if we JS just after I finish AF, there's a bit of re-bleed and there wasn't this time.

I thought the whole point of this thread was that you were supposed to tell me that i just need a poo or something?????

LOLs NMCB at your ante natal thread elephant conga! Can't wait for the day I can legitimately join you over there - not that I can really legitimately be here I just like that I can type what I like here, that there is no (typed!) judgement and the support is really lovely. We are all going through completely different things but sort of all get it...if that makes sense! I hope we all 'hang around' with each other for a long while!

Oh sleepy how disappointing. Big hugs xx

TTL no idea how long I have to inject for. It's not an exact science at any rate but because of the PCOs they are starting with an uber low dose. Had two days of that, bloods today and tomorrow, then M, W & F next week (along with scans then) where they monitor growth and oestrogen levels and adjust the dose accordingly...phew! The problem with PCOs is while they are actually attemping to cause mild OHSS they don't want to cause a severe form. Fine line I am led to believe.

BB my needle work is great helped that I was out with my stepmum last night and got home around midnight, so tired I just plunged it in and threw myself into bed!! The nurses needle work...two attempts to find a vein this morning - ouchy ouchy ooooh! The non-bled one has a huge bruise while the bleeder cannot be detected!

Thanks TakeThat, there hasn?t been much shagging recently , had ERTD, been knackered and DH did his back in again so it?s not happening yet but will be soon / Hope you?re not getting ill

Damn for only partial success BB , hope the hot water works better

Josie - girls on top, maybe?

Absolutely PMSL at you Nickle! (welcome back by the way) How am I meant to know if you need a poo?! According to the dates you gave us you're on CD12 (it goes from first day of ERTD). How funny you think we actually stick to the rules here

Caz so sorry for you. You're not alone here on the CP front, so though we can't make it less hard and awful for you, you have our utter support xx

It's lovely hearing you sound positive again Josie. How rude of your DH hurting his back when there is JSing to be had though

Hello to all our lurkers. How's things?

Oh and sorry for the confusion Nervous, next time I'll be sure to include some actual recipes.

ooh, so I'm OVing round about now then?

the ache isn't my normal OV pain - that feels more like period, and this is a bit lower more grubby than that.

don't you dare go getting my hopes up!

Wind? Just keep JSing, there isn't anyting else you can do. (I miss shagging so much sigh..)

(((hugs))) SleepyCaz

Hello everyone, still lurking but a bit busy with RL at the moment but it's good because I have less time to obsess over the 2ww

Still, I think we have a new thread title here: "by hook or by crook we can shag our way to victory!"

bloody hell, my tummy is really annoying me!

I felt really odd and light-headed a few minutes ago, and tummy is aching again.
and i did trump, but that hasn't eased it.

can't have tummy bug, and i haven't eaten anything odd.

Than ks lots to everyone. Glad to have the good old JS thread to read! Making me laugh on a shit week. DS is home from school today with whispers worms, of all things!! So have spent day boil washing EVERYTHING in sight. Whole family has to be treated. Got some stuff from GP for him this morning. Poor little bugger.
Back to EPAC tomo for HCG test number 2. Am not expecting it to have risen, although have still had no AF.
A very small part of me is still hopeful. Silly and masochistic of me, I know. I need to convince myself.
How cool is the pombear?!
Nicel - Hmmmm. Sounds intersting! :)

ugh, worms on top of everything else :(

Fingers crossed for you Caz

Yes Nickel I thought about that but I'm just too knackered but DH is pretty much fixed now though, just in time

My work is keeping me extremely busy today, then I got very annoyed when senior said she felt sorry for a colleague who isn't here today, as she's got loads to come back to She hasn't even got half of what I have done today and still have left to do tomorrow I'm exhausted tonight cos all the officers are back in now and I'm literally working for everyone but one person

Anyway, will soldier on and might even surprise everyone by actually complaining about stupidly excessive workload

Hope everyone's ok, might not get on tomorrow but will attempt to at least say hi at lunchtime

Oh goodness josie hope you get a shag in somewhere in all that work, and don't end up lying exhausted on a heap of paperwork somewhere!

for the following tmi, but you just reminded me sleepycaz that I had worms for YEARS when I was little. I would say from 3-7. I distinctly remember telling my mum about them, and distinctly also remember her thinking I was making it up. And I remember the symptoms: there's an oh-so-funny family story about me when I was 3 in some sort of ballet show pushing all the other children out of the way to get to the front only to forget my moves and stand there scratching my arse. This, I suspect, is connected.

Just google-imaged threadworm and that was definitely it. Don't know how it went as google also tells me it won't go by itself. Perhaps my mum did listen, but I'm SO going to ask her about this now!

Anyway, that little story about child abuse aside, I've had a decent day tidying up the shit pit before the midwife comes round tomorrow and judges me to be the sort of mother who would allow how children to have worms for years on end

Meant to put house after shit pit

TTL I am not sure if it was your intention but I have not laughed that hard in a while

I'm here!!! Was neither lurking or sulking, but mega busy with RL. - how dare it intrude on MN and my viroids! Have had a patient make a complaint about me and threatening to take me to court. My employers are being really supportive and if it goes to that, then I'l deal with it.

Thanks for all looking out for me. Yes, I tested yesterday with FMU expecting something, and there was the biggest of BFN's you've seen. Not even a hint of a faint line! Trust me, I looked. But still no AF. So...where does that leave me?! Actually only on CD28 today, but since coming off the pill they have always been 12-23. And only on 23 at that. And normally have spotting first. So as you can imagine I'm still being ridiculously optimistic. And can't start on the clomid yet either. Wish I'd bothered JSing more!! Kind of stopped bothering as we didn't think it'd work without the pills and so busy. But maybe...oh...I don't know!!!!

Sleepy - so sorry to hear your news. Fingers crossed for you tomorrow - whatever the news, that you're able to be strong.

The support on here is amazing.

Oh, TTL - although I loved the image of you scratching your arse at the front of class, I laughed more at you correcting your spelling of doctors!!! Such an English bod!

So much other news, so sorry not to comment on it all. Well done Josie for working so hard. Hope you and Nervous get some good JSing in.
Nickel - may be a tad early for symptoms if you're only CD12.
Vallinna - wahey at you and your injections! Go girl!
BB - hope the prunes and hot water do their job. Keep us updated.
NMCB - why can't you shag??
With you on the new thread title darkstar

TTL, that is possibly the grossest thing I have read all day! Am sure that you wouldn't come across as a worm-friendly mother!

Sleepy, sending hugs.

I have been having an odd tummy too nickelpombear (I love pom bear crisps) . This is TMI () but felt really bloated and couldn't get rid of it earlier in the week, and now I am trying not to trump too much in case I gross out DH. Not that I should worry about that, given how gross he is. Maybe I should get some prunes, depending on results from the prune tests!!

Sounds like you have a horrific amount of work Josie. Defo have a bit of a moan! I am going to moan now, had a 13 hour day yesterday (open evening till 9pm). Am now knackered!

Oh miffles I hope the patient calms down and the problem goes away. and for 'the biggest BFN in the world'. Yep, can vouch that starting the thread brings BFP luck, so run miffles run!

vallinna. I have clearly got issues

also at that only being 'possibly' the grossest thing you've read today mog - just shows what our lives have come to when a discussion about worms hardly bothers any of us. We've been hardened by google...

When does the new thread start? This is all new to me but I am sure I will find it whenever/wherever it appears!

In my case I think it is teenagers that have hardened me to gross things, although I am sure google is where they look for ideas. Had to tell boys off for searching for "blue waffes" on google images in my lesson. (Warning if you haven't heard/seen it, is absolutely disgusting and sick-making).

Am now imagining miffles running around through cyberspace!

Just scanned through the 948 postings (nearly typed POASing!) (although that is also probably appropriate - with the way BB and TTL go, maybe 948 POASings isn't that far off )

Anyway!

There are a lot of viriods MIA...Eskarina? 321 HardertoKidnap Truffkin Crowette HedgeBlunder Twowoulddo - you all ok?

Do let us know how goes it....

And boy have we been through a lot the last month or so! x

I've definitely seen truffkin on another thread recently ...

All those lovely viroids one missing. Where are theeeeey???

Oh my God, just googled 'blue waffles' and saw the most horrendous picture. Is this a real thing????! The website that came up wasn't exactly scientific ('often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device' and 'a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety'. Nice).

mog, you're right, teenage boys are the worst. The WORST!!!

Apparently it is real, and yep, they are gross! .

As for Miffles mentioning POAS, I am desperate to do so but no point yet. This is seriously the longest two weeks ever. Although I feel fairly normal so think maybe nothing going on in duffage anyway.