ESH PESH BESH

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what does it mean????

Laurielou: for your enjoyment I bring for thee: a tray bearing gin, cocktails, wines ( red and White ), chocolates of all varieties (the tin boxed ones) and carrot cake( my speciality) alongside homemade lemon cupcakes. But the true bribe are the waiters bearing them: they are the chippendales: at your disposal for your enjoyment for one night only!

Muser for one night only: quit your musings and let your hair down. Live a little you selfish hag, you!

Come over

Ooh, thanks for this! Having been around here for 18 months, I'd still not worked out what BESH was

Ok thankyou, thankyou(whispers, and half runs and stumbles towards Aries, trusting her implicitly, not knowing what lies ahead....)

They let me in, fedup , which just shows they're not too picky. 2 years TTC is certainly grounds for BESHdom; you might have to fib about your age though (you said 39, right?)

We've had a rash of BFPs in the last few weeks; definitely space for a few new faces :)

Muser thank you very much for the full explanation. I haven't laughed that much in ages! And fingers crossed for the luck of the BESH rubbing off on me!

..and in fact to us all!!

Thanks owl. I have a feeling I may have more in common with jollster: as I also feel a bit long in the tooth. But I do have days when I feel up for anything. I'll check in from time to time to see wots going down! Good luck to all! Enough of this soppy stuff. Here's hoping someone fully fledged comes along soon....

After much searching, I found a BESHtionnaire...?

1. Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')

Hell yes.

2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?

Never tried digging for gold. Unless 5 years counts..? Been a cougar in the past, which was nice at the time..

3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use: a) weewee b) poopoo c) foofoo d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

c) although lately I've been wondering if d) is in fact the right answer and this is where I've been going wrong.

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you: a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway. b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

Hee hee hee... I'm not surprised your lot are all graduating to PESH's. I hear laughter is really good for life.

5. Is R2D2: a) an adorable robot from Star Wars. b) the source of all evil.

a) of course. (I am ignorant and a si-fi fan!)

6. what colour are your walls?

I would love to say something exotic like... red... but I discovered shortly after I put the paint on the walls that another brand of paint labelled the colour I'd just put up as Magnolia. I have nice curtains tho.

7. Number of pets?

Zero. We tried to steal feed the neighbour's cat, but they moved and took her with them.

8. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?

David Attenborough. Refuse to explain.

9. Lesbian crush?

Jennifer Saunders

10. What are your views on camping?

We camped a lot when I was a kid. Got better once I got my own tent. Am open to the idea, but of course would be better if there was a steaming cauldron surrounded by black-clad ladies cackling and swishing too and fro on broomsticks...

11. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?

i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
ii) Over 100 quid
iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks

Am coming around to the idea of cheapies on Amazon. Have spent a year in denial, and have by now spent over £100....

hey fedup, you're very welcome to the 40+ thread, which has become more cheeky of late. I've been absent for a bit as have been on pate, sauvblanc and gruyere doldrums but will be back soon... it's a smaller tighter thread than the BESH one I would say.

Hey wherever you find support and comfort is the right place...

Thanks jollster. I'll show my face there as well then. Just looking for advice, tried and tested; and also to offload what I cant in RL- after all that's what everybody here is doing aren't they? And what a fabulous outlet it is. Just don't want to cramp the BESHES stylee by being so touchy feely....

well we have snugs and slankets, but they do more girly groping....

I would love a slanket. Seriously love.

That is a good BESHtionnaire BrownB, away to the BESH thread with it. C*mping is generally frowned on as it can bring on the droid (period = red tide of doom = rtd = rtd2 = the source of all evil). But you can be forgiven for that. Many have been similarly unknowing.

Well, I'll be right at home there then!

muse it won't be long my darling until all you will want to wear is a slanket...

We have had a 42 year old sneak in to the BESH Palace. She blatently lied about her age because she liked us, she then came clean and won her baybee! And to this day is with us in FESH.

Having read this thread, this place is filled to the brim with BESH wimmins.

BESH isn't supposed to be touchy-feely, it's supposed to be jolly-hockeysticks violence chin-up get yer gin up.

As muser states, BESH statistics have proved over and over again that nothing brings on the droid faster than pushing a tent peg in to the ground. Every. single. fucking. time. Your tent will also be as far from the toilets as is geographically possible within said camping site. Extra points for festival droid!

Extra points for "what does a FESH mean when she says she won her baybee by doing it the wrong way up"?

Double extra points for cynical & snide remarks about eejits who say things like "I'm not trying to get pregnant, we don't use contraception and we're at it like bunnies - do you think I could be?" and "I'm pregnant and carried a cake, have I hurt my baybee"?

Now, get yerselves over to BESH, copy & paste your quiz and get WOOFLing!

Oh man, festival-droid is the worst. Swimming gala-droid is a close second. Barbecue in the back end of a field somewhere-droid is third i think.

Ski cake-carrying can be really dangerous you know IF the cake is 2 metres square and covered with heavy duty butter-icing.

I think it was drom who recalled Miss Piggy saying "never carry more than you can eat" and that's a rule we can all live by.

Does carrying a large slab of cake in my stomach count as dangerous? I may have already smothered my BOC in chocolate butter icing.

fedup if carrot cake is your speciality, then you are my new lesbot crush. I don't care how old you are

Thanks for the clarification on the R2D2 thing. It really does read like a bit of a code. Am getting my head around it all slowly...

Have skimmed through the Gin Palace thread, it is very very long and you guys have formed proper relationships there! It's a little intimidating joining a thread that has 19 pages.

Still, I will steel myself and try to find some BESH gumption and...

I think my current droid was worthy of additional points having arrived a week early, much heavier than normal, whilst I was sleeping on the floor of a hotel room with 3 other wiminz, without any prior warning AND THEN HAD THE FREAKIN CHEEK TO DISAPPEAR FOR 24 HOURS before returning last night.

Please to award me more points, it's making me an actual mentalist

Oh and incidentally, I'm a fairly recent hop on to the BESH care in the community and have been welcomed with much lesbo violence. Come on over, we've cat o' nine tails and walking the plank at the moment.