MC a while ago and still TTC, Join in the chat, support and laughter in the 6th Form Common Room for a bit before Grads.

[PrettyVacant1]

I have the Air Hockey and Ping pong tables on order.
I thought it being the first day of term we should move in and make ourselves at home.

Mirage! That's what it was called!

owlshoes I had the same problem - can't find the blighter, although several (probably way too many) gynaes have seen it , prodded its, swabbed it etc in recent months!

Aha! So maybe the devious little sod will be findable again in a week or so (If I can face the rummaging again). I'm pretty sure it must be up there somewhere as I was reliably informed that it was closed last time I had a scan.

And yes, BB , my hands are not unlike those giant sponge hands, tis super-useful for, er, basketball and picking up melons. And, er, that's probably it. Gloves never fit me.

But I digress.

I once drank a 'punch' made of taboo and blue curacao. Blue vomit is the worst thing evah. But what I really want to know is, where do the carrot chunks come from?

Things I Can Never Drink Again Due To Barfing:

Taboo
Southern Comfort
Tequila
Blue things
Scrumpy
Alcopops
Pernod

My List Of Tainted Drinks

Taboo
jack Daniels
Smirnoff
Ouzo

Hi ladies, I hope you don't mind but I'm just 'watching' this thread...you all gave me such lovely welcome a few months back and I know I haven't been along with you guys that long so I don't intend to invade your space just watch out for any helpful tips/info. On the flip side...I hope you don't mind but the cervix thing, just a little experience so if it helps; During the follicular phase of your cycle you are looking for the teeniest tinyest little dimple(seriously if you aren't expecting it to be so tiny you could miss it, no bigger than the head of a spot! As you move into the luteal phase this dimple starts to get slightly bigger and softer. Hope that helps in the search...now I'll piss off and leave you all in peace x

Aw, lovely. You are most definitely not space-invading. Here; have a slice of homemade bread and jam (yep, not even talk of innards puts me off my food) :) Next time I'm going in with a mining lamp and a roadmap if it's that difficult to miss

Carrot chunks = stomack lining.

Honest injun.

Screwdrivers = worstest ever banned drink.

Never trust a blue drink. I had one once called Sex In A Bubblegum Factory. It was not good.

loving the nostalgia. I can no longer bear the smell of thunderbird or southern comfort and I can't stand the sight of 20/20

oh! that's where I've gone wrong, I've been looking for something the size of a nose!

lol!! well in a way you aren't too wrong Hairy!! the dimple that you're looking for is sitting on a kind of nose like protrusion, so if you can find that then skim your finger gently over that area and you should find this little dimple! :)

Cheers Mama. I couldn't find the 'nose' bit. So next time I will try to look for the 'pimple'

hairy - on Bookface, I was assuming you lot were already pals with PV, so thought you could just scroll through her friends' list...

ah I see! I thought there was something I didn't know how to do LOL.

upduffybuffy I read that as, I once had sex in a bubblegum factory. Had to go back and re read

hairy and owl southern comfort, have also been at vom central after too much of that stuff. No wonder we're all fooked up and are having problems with fertility the amount of drinking and puking it seems we all did! We should've made babies at the same time we were drinking and puking and everything would've been fine. Well, maybe not at exactly the same time but you get my drift. Right?!

Hello mamapower come on in and join the nostalgia fest

"No wonder we're all fooked up and are having problems with fertility the amount of drinking and puking it seems we all did! "

not quite BB! Nothing like so exciting (or public...)

boiiingggg boinggg boinggg POP

@ boiiinggg pop

OMG I missed loads! Hellos all around.

Maybe one day I will brave that book of face...Still intrigued by the chicken and medieval costume...

But MOO!! Oh my that's just brilliant news. Bestest of bestest of luck for a really dull duffedness. Oh that's made my day.

MrsPretty oh yes Chapel Down is delish. Those Biddenden / Tenterden wines are fabulous. As originally a Kentish lass I feel it's my duty to consume support them as much as poss. Sorely missed. Makes up for all the sh1te I drank in my youth. Also can't now drink anything blue thanks to Caruso. Nothing worse than waking up with a mouth that tastes like something died in it, and a furry blue tongue!!!

Sorry all a bit random, bit spaced out today. Thank feck indeed it's Friday.

I can't stomach any kind of cider, induced by Pulse - 'the cider with rythm'. Bleurghhh! What was with all those random flavours of 20/20? Kiwi flavoured booze FFS! Southern Comfort is also a no-no for me Hairy, even just the thought of it makes me shudder.

PV haven't heard of that wine, sounds delicious though. The local delicacy up here (despite it being made by monks in Devon) is called Buckfast - has anyone tried it? Its the consistency of cough medicine and has more caffine than red bull. I drunk a few bottles during my mis-spent yoof and there is no other drunk like it! Sadly it has terrible connotations with being a ned and ASBOS.

Owl I am not a great rummager but bow to MamaP on that subject. Had a wee chuckle at the image you brought forth though! The only time I really noticed mine was when I checked when pregnant last time then about a week or so after the ERPC and it scared the shit out of me.

Thanks Gi1da matey, maybe see you in a few weeks if that spare seat is still going on the other thread. What was the excellent name you gave it last time? The table of something or other that summed up perfectly the terror and neurosis of being pregnant again after MC?

Well done Viv on pulling the wool over everyone's eyes. You are very cunning indeed.

Ah yes, the High Table of Pregnancy Paranoia and Symptom Bewilderment. There's a place setting all ready for ya Moo.

bbrook just asked you to be my fwend on fb in case you wonder who the feck it is... Nice profile pic by the way!

bb's a blimmin supermodel...

jolls bless you, I still think you need your eyes testing. Plus I'm only 5'3 so not very model like at all!

You're all frickin' gorge!

I am also looking like a super model btw.
< nodding convincinlingly >

Also I think its important to add that none of the pics on Bookface are of me.
My beauty is so inspired that when a camera appears, I have to ask this speccy, limp haired, double chinned, crazed looking
woman to stand next to my friends and family.

I'll try and put some up of tonight , I'll be wearing a pritty dress!
I don't do dresses.
Battery gonna go on phone , must drag myself out of bed soon.
Hope everyone is swell xx