What's the strangest thing on your Christmas 'to do' list?

[Cananymotherhelpme]

Mine is:
Wash unicorn

Lol!

Mine is similar tbh... paint sea horse.

i need to hoover my coffee table

Isn't it easier to just dust/polish?

no....its pine with grooves around it,bits get stuck in ,so i hoover!! occasionally...

Mine is 'build house'.
Sound impressive don't you think?

(gingerbread, but I hadn't written that bit down)

I want a unicorn now.

Start divorce proceedings ...

bibbity - I also have:
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two pp's

Mine is to pluck my chin I have a long whiskery thing going on and if I don't do it I will be playing with it at the dinner table

Canany, is the unicorn for your Xmas Lunch??

Re-seal the shower

Should be on DP's list, but I'm bloody sick and tired of waiting for him to do it (I think it was on his Xmas list last year). So I'm off to B&Q tomorrow to find the right stuff and I'm blimmin well going to do it (or at least shame him into doing it )

Kill DH

Oh, hang on, that's not strange, is it, it's just normal for this time of year?

I also have a (gingerbread) house to build.

I need to clean the snot off the sofa (thanks dd3!)

I've just crossed 'crochet snowman' off my list.

Lionstar - you'll probably have to do it yourself, I've had all the stuff to reseal the bath sitting in the bathroom for over 4 months....

Avadvent - no, it's not for our lunch. surely you know that you should never wash unicorn before you cook it?

Well I assumed you patted it dry with some Bounty Canany? A bit like pork