i dont knwo why people want perfume for christmas

[MeringueUtan]

how dull
do they not haev perfume all year?
do they onyl buy it once a year?

i have been asking dh for posch chocs for about 12 years
he has got me
a) none
b) a large toberlone
c) a lot of bars of green and blacks

NO NONO i want psoh individual chocs

Maybe it's a hint.
Maybe he doesn't know what 'posh chocs' are.
Maybe your cat got to them on Christmas Eve after the shops shut and nom nom nom will be doing the same this year.

See, posh chocs are dull and you want them.

I bloody want dull eye-wateringly expensive french soap. And scented candles, and body lotion.

I'd have any of it. Rather than witty, artfully and tastefully illustrated books. I want frigging scented candles.

hey fabio you haev a lot of new follwoers on twitter i see. You arecreeping up on MY total.

i got dome of that body lotion soap and gory last year

STILl not finished it and i dont like the smell tbh

rofl soap and GLORY
not gory
ooh no

I wouldn't trust anyone else to buy me perfume.

Am v fussy about what I wear

I once gave dh detailed instructions on how to find Jo Malone's shop. He said it was the sort of place where men send their secretary's to buy presents for their wives. All impersonal.

I am thinking of hiring him a secretary.

I like presents though, I am very grateful for everything that comes wrapped up.

Yes, but you tell em. For example, I have sent useless DH an Amazon Wishlist. And in the email I tacked on a link to the Jo Malone fragrance combining started kit. Rather hopefully optimistic but hey, he needs to be told otherwise it will be the Top Gear DVD fiasco all over again.

You need to specify purplehat.

me and 100x`ARE the same person

I've noticed people on here often VERY grumpy about presents

Me and Wilf smell of Jo Malone 'Hope'

i once did the amazon wish list but dh bought me stuff i had on tehre to giev to OTHEr people
have given up

am using ds2 as conduit

You'll be getting x4 cricket bats, My Way by Tim Henman and lots of small pale pink shirts then

memeory tastic

RIGHT am orf to gym
i need to shift some lard

btw
what do you think to seperates to said stressy wedding?
balck skirt wiht black sequins on ( nto too glitzy)
plain black top
fitted dark green velevet jacket
opsaques?

Sounds v. nice. Where jacket from? I didn't know you were going to a wedding. WHY don't I know everything?

I'm going to clean the toilets

jacket ancient
wheel out every year
short nipped in, slight puff to sleeve
haev eeyelienr ot match

oi meringue. How old do the youngest of 3 boys have to be before you can stop refereeing leave the house on a sunday to go to gym? I am going to be fat for ever I think because they like to practice killing each other all weekend.

ds3 is watching tv
ds1 and ds2 are out on road skateboarding together.
they dont really fight( sorry i always get killed for that)

I am very happy when DH buys me perfume for Christmas. I much prefer it to kitchen gear and clothes that don't fit me.

ds3 is watching tv FOR NOW
I sense he will be useful in ladder holding

And do not use ds2 as cruet. How odd.

You have wayyyy more twitterpeeps than me.

Did you see m'announcement about B'Fogle?

I have categorically told DH that he is NEVER to buy me perfume as 95%+ of all perfumes smell like cats' wee on me after a couple of mins. I have to choose my own. It takes years sometimes to find one that works (still looking for a replacement for Black Pearls by Elizabeth Taylor )

Most unwanted for me = toiletries. I mostly don't use them; having said that, a good friend introduced me to a new shampoo/conditioner last year that is similar to the Aveda stuff I normally use, so she is let off the hook!

And I bloody hate scented candles, especially if they have vanilla in!

Oh no, you don't want vanilla. No, no. You want ludicrously expensive ones of lime blossom and rosemary or similar.

I actually find all perfume FOUL
The person who sits next to me at work wears a variety of strong perfumes that invade my personal space in a very negative fashion