I know I've left it a bit late, and clearly I have no imagination, but <wails> I want a Christmas name....

[TheMoistWorldOfSeptimusQuench]

... anyone?

Well, if you VOTE WILF I might help you...

TheSadWorldOfTheChristmasGrinch?

wilf you are shameless but if I ever decide to go for prime minister I shall have you as my campaign manager

The snowy world of septimus crunches?

TheMerryWorldofdecembribusMonth

TheMoistWorldofXmasOverindulgence

OOh, good ones all round

I like Plonker's (and don't tell Wilf, but I voted for you ), but it's too long.

I think I still need to be either moist or Septimus somewhere along the line

I've always like you septimus ...and your secret's safe with me

Aw, shucks Plonker

TheMoistWorldOfEggnogAndWine

MerrySeptimus!

TheMoistWorldofChristimusThirstQuenchingDrinks?

Now you're being impossible.

Be grateful for what you've been given, wench.

ofChristimusWench?

TheMoistSwimofSeptimusSwan?

Perhaps a little too, er, cack ponceysurreal.

TheMoistWorldofChristmasPudding (but think it will have to be XmasPudding for length)
TheMoistWorldofBrandySauce
TheMoistWorldofTurkeyandGravy

Oh you lot are brilliant.

Surreal is good, thanks Wilf. Very generous of you considering my vote went elsewhere.

How do I look?

See now you might have won with my that name had you only asked earlier...

I hope I can at least hope on a little campaign support now the closing stages are upon us? Huh? Huh?

Anyone want to think of one for me?

Oliviatheotherreindeer (sung to the tune of rudolph the red nose reindeer)

I'll hijack too, I've been to stressed busy to hink of one

Whoopsitschristmasagain

aWhoopsinamanger
Whoopstheheraldangelssing

ElfierMumsnet? (you have to say it quickly)

DoesSantaKnowWeDon'tOliviaAnyMore?

can anyone help me too? I'm all worn out now, and have no energy to think of anything.