Feck! WE have got a massive cock

[crazyloon1]

pheasant in the garden
so what is the verdict

shall I shoot him or just get a tesco turkey like everyone else

(this is not a regular occurrence btw)

Shoot him , theres far too many pheasants around so killing one wont hurt and it will save buying a turkey

May I borrow your gun?

SHOOT 'IM!

Ooooooh yummy

Shoot the fecker.

(oh and change your MN name to Lavender - it'll cause a stink, trust me!)

(and do a thread about whether you should encourage your ds to shoot it!)

Oh Lavenderrrrrrr [fond memories]

Don't shoot it though. We have two in our garden atm and a barn own on the tree. Beautiful.

Pheasant or peasant?

Did I say pheasant?

sorry have been a bit, ahem, busy with this, erm, peasant...please excuse me...

[snurk]