Fluffity thread, humour a flamesparrow here - What is your christmas wish?

[PoinsettiasScareMe]

No world peace, good health or anything, just light, fluffy pointless crap please

Mine is to come home to a magically clean and sparkling house after being away for xmas.

Ooh ooh or to have the bobble plate so I can put it on my wall as art

a nice house, and a car- dont mind what car as long as it is safe for the kids, preferably pink. i need a car so i can work.

Well, a clone or two would be helpful or octopus arms as a close second.
And Viggo Mortensen for pudding.

A lie in til at least 8am on Xmas morning.

A full uninterrupted nights sleep

For my boiler to stop breaking down.

I'm with Trinity all I want is some sleep...SLEEP!

and some money
and some big presents
and someone to wash up
maybe a car?
...
that's it really

To come home from christmas away to have had santa's elves in finishing of painting the hallway

A proper lie-in and then a cup of tea and bacon butty brought up to me {{{{{please}}}}}

To have mary poppins powers to clean the house, for xmas dinner to cook itself and for the kids to go to bed at 6.30pm and sleep solid till a reasonable time (9 on a weekend would be favourable). Oh and for them both to dress themselves without me going hoarse telling them too. Ds to stop being a strop monster and to potty train in a day. I am greedy arent i? A new BMW 1 series convertible would be the cherry on the cake lol

Oh and world peace

To wake up Christmas morning 2 stone thinner.

Is that vacuous enough? .

I'm with Trinity, but would embellish to a full night's sleep in my own bed without DH or any of the DDs in there with me, followed by a long hot shower without any little people coming to join me (tho' might consider letting DH in ), then enough time to blow-dry my hair and do my make-up before descending to a breakfast of scrambled eggs, smoked salmon and brown toast.

Normal service can resume after that

I want my house repaired and decorated and for there to be no leaks or stains from leaks. Then once that has been done, cleaned top to bottom.

I would like Father Christmas to really visit so that I don't have to buy and wrap all the presents and if he could see his way clear to leaving me one or two as well that would be great.

I would like to wake up 4 stone lighter and with nice hair that isn't flat but beautifully cut and coloured.

I would like DD to learn to call me Mummy all the time and not just when I'm having a wee

Love the vacuousness of this

I would quite like a night at nappiesgalore's tbh - the bed there is fabulous

I would like to wake up to the headline Cystic Fibrosis Cured! But i know that aint going to happen!

So 2 stone thinner would be good along with the tidy house and a babysitter on tap!

My christmas wish is for DS1 to be fully toilet trained!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That is ALL. I'm not asking for much.And I promise to be a good girl.