Christmas Elves: sign in for duty please....

[WilfsElf]

How many are we on MN? We're gonna get all behind with things if we piss around discuss important business on MN, aren't we?

And I bet the Year-Round Elves have formed a Union.

heh heh heh I read Union as Unicorn

[fantasy overdose emoticon]

Off my thread TALD, unless you're prepared to be BALElves...?

heh heh, typed that as [frgin] first, which is much more interesting

I gonna start a Choral for the Carol Singers

Wot only TWO of us? I thought there were millions.

Can year-round Nomes join?

[my DD was an elf in assembly this morning]

Who looks after Santa when he's poorly?

The National ELF service!

I suppose so. No trolls though

Ah, the old ones are the best...

If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be?

The twelf!

I'm in

I am here, reportin for duty, SAH!!
I shouldn't be, should be working (them toy drums etc. won't make themselves, now will they )

What is another name for Santa's Little Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses...

What kind of music do elves listen to?

Wrap music of course.

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What do you call a tiny, very quiet person with a stack of books on their head?

Oh, come on, you can work this one out by yoursELF, surely?

is this a cleak then?

An elvish quiche

Unicorns? Little slicey things? Books balancing on heads? I don't think much of the Elf and Safety in here

LOL at "subordinate clauses"

Vair good. Welcome.

I am hobbity in stature - shurely I qualify ??

Will you wear green tights though Toys, please, to cover up yer hairy toes?

bugger me if there's not a make of shoe called The Hobbit

• surely that is counterintuitive as the Hobbits always went barefoot on account of them having mahoosive hairy jobs on the ends of their legs? TALDs, I'm thinking you should be able to get some reference to hobbits into your name, somewhere; not sure hobbits count as honorary elves unless you are Bilbo tho.