We were up in Scotland a few weeks ago, and got presents for us and the Dcs from my mum. They were presents from her and step dad to us and the Dcs and ones from idiot my brother.
Every single time she is on the phone (which is almsot a daily occurenceBTW) she says "Ih hope you haven't lost those presnts and you will remember where you put them and remember to put them under the tree. Won't you"
Every time I say no I haven't lost them they are in the cupboard. and she replies "are you sure".
Argh