I know you love these threads so...

[thatsnotmymonster]

come and share funy things your dc have said about Christmas!

Today I was talking with ds (3.8) and dd (2.5). DS has full understanding of Christmas and has done from before he was 2, DD has NO CLUE

I asked 'ds WHEN does Santa come?'
DD (shouts) 'On a MOTORBIKE'
DS (sighs) 'No dd, it's a sleigh' raises his eyebrows at me.

DS refusing to go to the carol concert at school and sing that silly song...

"bring us some fizzy pudding..."

DS is 4.8 but is still a bit confused about Christmas . The other day he said that Santa goes to all the houses on a SLAVE, LOL!!!

DS2 (4) saw christmas lights outside someones house for the first time this year, his response

"it's just like christmas day isn't it mummy?"

dd2 (3) you will remember to go to bed like a good girl on christmas eve wont you mum else santa wont come

lol

DS 3.1 has already decided that he doesn't want to leave father christmas a cake or biscuit. After much thought he wants to leave him a pound so he can 'stop at tescos on way home - he'll get loads of biscuits for a pound in there cos its full of them.' My brother used to spend his pocket money on biscuits and then flog them individually to anyone he could. I'm a little worried.....