If I were to make myself a stocking I would put in

[BroccoliSpears]

• Some bunty cupcake cases (inspired from another thread tonight).
• That apple perfume, can't remember what it's called. B or Du or, bugger, what's it called?
• That book of the collected letters of the Mitford sisters.
• Lindt blue chocs
• Something coconutty.
• A sweet double photograph frame.
• Some Oxfam chickens.
• A Lush butterball.
• One of those poncey razors that will make me into a swimsuit-clad Goddess and give me orgasms every time I shave my armpits.
• A new nail varnish (white and sparkly maybe?)
• A bottle of Baileys.
• A ladel.

I would specifically not put in

• A diary
• Anything from Maplin

Taye Diggs
Tyson Beckford
(I don't think my other lust gods would fit but I would give it and them a good go!)

a diptyque candle
a bottle of chanel no. 5 with the shower gel and lotion to match
nail varnish - probably Essie
Jo Malone bath oil
Kiehl's No. 1 lip balm
a Tiffany silver bracelet

Men in stockings eh? Weeeeell, whatever works for you Mars .

You can't have Taye, Mars, because my girl Darlene has got him.

Sorry.

Expat, I've always wondered; what is lotion for?

A new pair of glasses. Expensive ones

Weleda shampoo and conditioner

A beautiful necklace a fell in love with before the summer (which is now probably sold out)

A very nice bra

Daniel Craig.

him

wow he's lovely franca

Jo Malone scented candle
Cashmere socks
Mason and Pearson hairbrush
Chanel nail varnish
Spanx maternity tights
First edition of a Bronte novel
A bar of 80% cocoa chocolate
CD of various sopranos
Some noise cancelling headphones that fit over your ears

I would have.....

A Jo Malone Candle
Cashmere bed socks
A new Emma Brigewater Mug
DK Cahmere Mist goodies - body lotion etc
Some Thorntons chocolates.
A mini botle of champage
A return ticket to New York.
A Rolex
A diamond necklace and earings to match my engagement ring. (am I pushing it now?)

LOL @ Virgin Boffin mum! We both hae impecable taste!

Oh, and I'd love a heated mouse.

I would like:

A necklace shaped like a peapod
Some rose scented bath stuff
A selection of Green and Blacks bars
A fairy
Some cashmere socks

if you are reading this, Santa: Thank you.

Lynette, I feel we are spiritual twins. Let's go to NY together. I will share my noise cancelling headphone as we sit in first class.

Great idea - but I already have noise cancelling headphones, so I'll bring my own. .

It was clearly meant to be ...

Gold

a bottle of chanel madamoseille
chloe paddington bag
a pretty silver necklace
the nice black lipsy dress i want!
slippers
a roomba

think should stop now,am feeling all me,me,me

pink socks with penguins on
thorntons chocolates
pretty earrings
posh bubble bath
vin diesel.......erm cant really think of much else
oh and a decent nail file coz all mine are shite!

chocolates
gym membership
bottle of wine
running shoes
an open plane ticket
holiday

Liz Earles cleanse & polish
Diamond studs
gym membership with personal trainer
Lindt chocolates (Red ones)
Vera Wang perfume
Chanel dark red nail varnish
Clarins moisturiser
Aveda shampoo

That list makes me sound high matainance but i'm a frumpy mess in real life