There are some billy bargain CHRISTMAS LIGHTS on the Argos website

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lovely and cheap

I love xmas lights

Who is this Billy Bargain of which you speak? I am only acquainted with Master Bobby Bargain. If I am looking for bargains, then it is Bobby who I ask for.

This Billy is an imposter.

I'm not looking at those links until Bobby gets here.

he told ME his name was Billy

Did he now? Well well. I think Nicky Campbell at watchdog needs to be contacted. Because afaik in the world of bargains, Bobby rules supreme.

Billy is trying to muscle in on the bargain action is he? Bobby's never going to let that fly.