I think I just won the prize for ponciest stocking filler...

[stinkymonkey]

The packaging is very pretty, but at the end of the day it is still a sachet of powdered Vitamin C from the health food shop. The DCs will be thrilled that Santa is keeping them healthy.

Where is Cod to shout 'Ponce' when you need her?

I bought some "Snowman" toilet roll!!

have done "emergancy" stockings for my female friends

alka seltzer
Mini bottles of booze
Tampons
Funky shaped straws
Condoms
Mini Shampoo, conditioner, hairspray & shine spray
Mini compact mirror and brush thing
chewing gum
actual stockings
and a pair of knickers

I am not accepting saffron and porcini as they are for an adult who (presumably) is a bit of a foodie. Therefore a thoughtful gift and not just the gifter being a bit of a ponce. If it was for a child then that would obviously be different. And highly poncificacious..

I now challenge you all to include a ponceworthy item in your DCs stockings. Who's up for baffling the kids?

Good one from Hassled.

I thought about putting condoms in DH's stocking, but he would take it as an invitation.

might wrap up a tampon for dd aged 4 as she thinks they are a great toy....might even spray the case with glitter and put it in a glittery tumbler as it is xmas.....looking forward to mil's face already!

That would get you extra MN points for intentional pissing off of MIL

pollywobbledoodle -may I direct you here for inspiration

love the angels!

think the "dipped" earrings are going a bit far on the side of bad taste tho'!