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A backyard golf course custom-designed by Jack Nicklaus, a life-size Lego replica of you or your beloved (only $60,000), a real live Kentucky horse farm complete with a stable of 15 thoroughbreds, a complete 35-year collection of every 45 RPM record listed on the Billboard Top 100 Rock and Pop charts, and an entire American Football stadium end zone in your backyard are just a few of the many gifts you can order from the Christmas Book.
Don't all rush at once, now...