This message just got sent round at work...
"Big Chief has requested that all persons are to be reminded that the use of "real" Christmas trees on campus is not allowed.
Christmas decorations should only be placed at heights without the need to use ladders or staging of any kind."
[obviously it didn't say Big Chief]
[and those of you who work in the same place as me, don't out me please!]
After I had got up from the floor laughing, obviously I forwarded it to the Daily Express so they could rant about the EU and H&S culture 'garn maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad'....
...and then I asked why. Pine resin. Like 'an explosive, it is....'. H&S officer told me this and kindly forwarded a Youtube video of an exploding tree.
I still thought 'fark off' you declasse fool.