Present Ideas for 31 year old men,

[Hangingbellyofbabylon]

into.. allotments and supporting crap football team (newcastle united).

lol

a season ticket to another team

a personalised football gardening kneeling thingy?

Oh my, that football kneely thing is awful! Actually one year I did buy him one of these..s214526856.websitehome.co.uk/home.php?cat=292 but a newcastle one.

Newcastle FC- it is for sale AFAIK.

A wind-up radio for listening to football etc. whilst gardening?

Subscription to Viz or The Idler

Books by Richard Blandford

Ukulele and instruction book

Curry ingredients hamper - I recommend Geeta's brand of mango chutney.

Another book for dipping into:
The Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper.

something from here?

www.ladbrooke.co.uk/frame.htm
It is a soil blocking its ideal for allotments. No need to use plastic pots or to "pot on", just pop the blocks in the ground when the seedling or plant is ready