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What do you judge about other people’s Christmas dinners?

290 replies

Talkingtomyhouseplants · Today 09:16

Lighthearted - we all know every other family apart from our own does it wrong!

Mine are:

  • no pigs in blankets
  • BOILED veg 🤮
  • treating the Christmas cracker like a competition (we are are each person gets their own cracker prize family!)
OP posts:
JustAnotherWhinger · Today 10:50

Oliveoy · Today 09:21

I judge people who all link arms around the table to pull their crackers all at once

I did not know this was a thing.

we have 27 for Christmas dinner this year, I’m totally suggesting this just to see the faces at the thought of the logistics 😂

Dontcallmescarface · Today 10:51

I'm pleased to say that nobody has ever judged my Christmas dinners....I've never cooked one.

DeftGoldHedgehog · Today 10:51

Seziah · Today 10:47

Probably already been said but mash instead of roasties (the potatoes are my favourite bit), baked beans with a roast dinner, and ketchup as a sauce. I like ketchup but not really on veg. Roast potatoes and mayo are pretty good though.

Also judging - people who don’t like having leftovers because a Christmas sandwich on Boxing Day and beyond is fantastic.
People who cook the turkey a few days in advance and then heat it up. I know it’s easier but it dries out

Yeah, my mum used to do the turkey on Christmas Eve. But to be fair it wasn't a big kitchen space so I can see why she did that.

Twiglets1 · Today 10:52

People that have a yorkshire pudding (just about acceptable if they are eating beef)

travelallthetime · Today 10:52

Parky04 · Today 09:29

I judge people for not having cauliflower cheese!

Indeed, Cauliflower cheese is the elite side dish of the Christmas 🥘

MauriceDobson · Today 10:52

blackrabbitwhiterabbit · Today 09:20

I've never made a Christmas dinner in my life and am a veggie so 🤷‍♀️ .

Me neither. Late 60s and never done one. Not a veggie though

travelallthetime · Today 10:53

Twiglets1 · Today 10:52

People that have a yorkshire pudding (just about acceptable if they are eating beef)

Second most important side dish, I’d just a person for not having a Yorkshire 😂

SandrenaIsMyBloodType · Today 10:53

This is going to get me some hate but Yorkshire Pudding.
Yorkshire Pudding goes with roast beef and nothing else.
Yorkshire Pudding is cooked in one tin, not individual muffin things.
Roast Beef is for Boxing Day.
i am not from Yorkshire and am aware that I have absolutely no right to these opinions.

Also bisto, or any type of gravy granule. Gloopy, salty fake-tasting stuff poured over my dinner is going to ruin it.

Twiglets1 · Today 10:54

SandrenaIsMyBloodType · Today 10:53

This is going to get me some hate but Yorkshire Pudding.
Yorkshire Pudding goes with roast beef and nothing else.
Yorkshire Pudding is cooked in one tin, not individual muffin things.
Roast Beef is for Boxing Day.
i am not from Yorkshire and am aware that I have absolutely no right to these opinions.

Also bisto, or any type of gravy granule. Gloopy, salty fake-tasting stuff poured over my dinner is going to ruin it.

Thank you! 100% on the yorkshire pudding.

sueelleker · Today 10:55

GiveMeWordGames · Today 10:12

Oh, no, that absolutely works for me.Yum. Hot and cold together is magic! Like melting middle choc things, or sticky toffee pudding or crumbles with vanilla ice cream. 😍

Or Baked Alaska.

JustAnotherWhinger · Today 10:56

Mine is people who complain about what’s on the dinner. We had a thing a few years ago where a now ex of BILs complained that sweetcorn had “no place” on a Christmas dinner.

It’s not compulsory to eat it just because it’s there.
Two young kids asked if it could be included as it’s their absolute fave veg so why not?! Christmas dinner should be a plateful of enjoyable food for everyone, not a set menu imo.

We don’t have a starter. We still have the huge pot of soup that people can have some of whenever they want, but the vote to go straight to main was absolute. Puddings are also help yourself later as well. Some have theirs straight after dinner, most don’t.

ArtieChoke · Today 11:00

I guess if it’s boiled veg and meat - it’s not a roast 🤷‍♀️

eat boiled veg or steamed veg, as long as I can have roast lamb or beef dinner I don’t care what you have

EdithBond · Today 11:00

gohomeroger1 · Today 09:23

People that have their christmas dinner at 12. Have it around 3pm/4pm for the King's Speech and stops you having to start cooking the roast during breakfast

Edited

We have ours in the early evening (5ish), so we can go out for a stroll while it’s light. In midwinter, the best time of day to go outside is mid-morning/lunchtime.

We get cabin fever if we don’t get some air and stretch our legs. Especially on such a hectic, over-indulgent day.

Brunch at 10-11, walk, dinner at 5pm.

DilkushaKitchen · Today 11:01

I think boiled veg is fine if it's good, we get such flavourful sprouts and carrots in our organic veg box that they taste amazing just boiled or steamed. Having said that my Christmas Day veg is braised red cabbage, roast potatoes and parsnips, cauliflower cheese, mashed (boiled) carrot and swede, microwaved peas so it's only the sprouts which are steamed. I don't do yorkies either, they are a beef only thing for me.

I don't judge anyone else's Christmas lunch, but if we're going to someone else's (rare these days) and they don't do braised red cabbage or bread sauce then I will bring some. I will also take clotted cream and brandy butter for the Christmas pudding if they don't usually have them, and some dessert wine.

GiveMeWordGames · Today 11:02

We have actually dropped the starter in very recent years, because appetites have reduced across the board and no hungry teens or anything like that.

Prekoc2 · Today 11:05

SwingAndRelax · Today 09:25

"Judge" like on Bake Off, or are you using "judge" to mean "disapprove of"?

I think mashed potato on any roast dinner is weird. You're giving up valuable toastie space!

I really would judge anyone who had toasties with their Christmas dinner!

OrangeBlouse · Today 11:11

I judge people who don’t have mash, and who think it makes them somehow superior. Particularly if they use the ridiculously OTT “Mash with Christmas dinner? Sacrilege!” type language I see on here.

OrangeBlouse · Today 11:13

SandrenaIsMyBloodType · Today 10:53

This is going to get me some hate but Yorkshire Pudding.
Yorkshire Pudding goes with roast beef and nothing else.
Yorkshire Pudding is cooked in one tin, not individual muffin things.
Roast Beef is for Boxing Day.
i am not from Yorkshire and am aware that I have absolutely no right to these opinions.

Also bisto, or any type of gravy granule. Gloopy, salty fake-tasting stuff poured over my dinner is going to ruin it.

Yorkshire pudding just takes up valuable plate and stomach space that could be allocated to extra potatoes or parsnips.

Seziah · Today 11:13

DeftGoldHedgehog · Today 10:51

Yeah, my mum used to do the turkey on Christmas Eve. But to be fair it wasn't a big kitchen space so I can see why she did that.

Some of them take up the whole oven so I feel bad for judging, I just feel like the turkey should be at its best on the day. My stepmum used to heat slices up in gravy on Christmas Day but it was still dry 🙈

doowkrib · Today 11:14

Boiled vegetables. No cranberry sauce And mash. My mum complained about the lack of mash on her Christmas dinner last year. Truly bizarre behaviour.

Worriednanof1 · Today 11:14

OrangeBlouse · Today 11:13

Yorkshire pudding just takes up valuable plate and stomach space that could be allocated to extra potatoes or parsnips.

You just balance them on the top 😊

KookyFish · Today 11:14

Melancholyflower · Today 10:34

Maybe she's hoping you get the hint and offer to take over hosting at your house?

Nope, definitely not, she loves hosting and that's why we've gone for so long.

Thisusernameisalwaysavailable · Today 11:16

PermanentTemporary · Today 09:28

I’ve hardly ever eaten a Christmas dinner that wasn’t mine or my mum’s thinking about it… not much. Oh I know, gravy granules. Given that it’s actually easier to make gravy from scratch, I don’t get why people use them and never have, and it makes everything taste the same and people pour it in without asking. Apart from that it’s all good.

On what planet is making gravy from scratch easier than putting granules in a jug and mixing with hot water?

It's not HARD to make gravy, but let's not pretend it's easier than using granules....

Electricsausages · Today 11:17

I don’t get ‘bread’ sauce so have never done/had it but do have leek in cheese sauce and fried leek for the adult kids