Things you say at Christmas that you wouldn’t normally say at other times of the year…

[FlyingUnicornWings]

Can you just get out the way a sec, I’ve got my hands up a turkey’s arse…

Please stop eating the wrapping paper…! (dog)

Saying yes to dd having profiteroles for breakfast!

Trifle for breakfast? Yes carry on!

I don’t drink but my mum offering up prosecco to everyone at 10am always makes me laugh.

"Grab the second bottle of champagne love!" at 8.30am 🙃

top up any one, before 930am

I love stuffing

Merry Christmas, well I don't say that at Easter. !

Keep your blindfolds on, on pain of death.

Said jokingly to children waiting for their big present to be brought in.