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Alternative toilet fruit punch?

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catownerofthenorth · 07/12/2025 17:21

As the title says I am looking for an alternative to ikea fruit punch please. We use it at church for Christmas services but ikea is 45 minutes away. Does anywhere else know of a good festive non alcoholic punch from somewhere else? We have aldi, Lidl, Morrisons, tescos etc

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FestiveBauble · 07/12/2025 17:21

Would you consider homemade? Also not from a toilet? 😂

catownerofthenorth · 07/12/2025 17:21

Bloody auto correct! When did it do that?Alternative to ikea fruit punch?

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catownerofthenorth · 07/12/2025 17:23

It’s for after a couple of church services. Need enough for about 300 people, quicker to drive to ikea than make it!

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FestiveBauble · 07/12/2025 17:23

The Belvior one is delicious - but not sure at what price point you’re thinking?

mydogisanidiott · 07/12/2025 17:25

Hot or cold? Aldi do a non alcoholic mulled wine

catownerofthenorth · 07/12/2025 17:48

We usually warm it and chuck some oranges and stuff in. Aldi sounds worth a look then. I bet belvoir is lovely but probably a bit too much for the volume

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randoname · 07/12/2025 17:50

Apple juice and ginger with a few cloves and slices of oranges. Although how on earth do you heat drinks for 300?!

catownerofthenorth · 07/12/2025 17:50

With very big pans and ladles

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MrsPerfect12 · 07/12/2025 17:52

Yes to the toilet punch ha ha!

Darknightsandsparklylights · 07/12/2025 17:55

All good advice, but it would make my every day wonderful if someone could tell me who designed the internet so IKEA auto corrects to toilet .

LegoLandslide · 07/12/2025 17:59

You have confused the "similar threads" section, mine is a mix of food threads about fruit scents and DIY threads about fixing toilets!

mydogisanidiott · 07/12/2025 18:17

I think the Lidl non alcoholic fruit punch will be better than the Aldi one which is actually alcohol free wine. The Lidl one is a punch. You make it go further by diluting it with blackcurrant high juice and water but would need to practice ratios.

also in Lidl they had an urn dispenser for &30

P00hsticks · 07/12/2025 19:20

Darknightsandsparklylights · 07/12/2025 17:55

All good advice, but it would make my every day wonderful if someone could tell me who designed the internet so IKEA auto corrects to toilet .

I suspect the OP missed out a space and started to type 'toikea' instead of 'to ikea' - and the most commonly used word starting with the three letters 'toi' is probably toilet ....

LunarEclipser · 07/12/2025 19:25

You can make your own by heating up ribena (or supermarket own brand) with mulled wine spices. I know it doesn’t sound delicious, but I promise it is!

catownerofthenorth · 07/12/2025 19:31

Great tips re Lidl and ribena ! Thanks

yes I assume that’s what I typed. Who knew?

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