Why can't I find a watch like this?

[BreakfastOfChampignons]

I'm looking for a kids watch...

Analogue, ideally one that supports learning to tell the time but not essential but not with a bloody silicone strap!

For a 7 year old (but much larger than average!) boy who isn't into football or Minecraft

Why is this so difficult? Every watch out there for kids seems to be either digital and/or a sweat rash inducing silicone strap

Please help 😩

Any of these?

https://www.flikflak.com/en-gb/all-kids-watches/watches-for-6-to-10-year-olds/?srule=newest&flikflak=true&prefn1=gender&prefv1=Boys&prefn2=strapMaterial&prefv2=Textile

I have a Timex Snoopy watch made from ocean plastic. The strap is a link one which could be adjusted to fit (I have very small wrists). Timex do some cool watches!

Have you looked at Timex watches? They have themed ones but also very classic analogue faces.

Timex have several elastic strap options.

Google search for watches with webbing straps. This one from Timex is nice.

My son has a timex one with a material strap. It’s not themed.

Swatch?