Co-worker offended by my Christmas card?

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I bought a pack of Christmas cards from Tesco's 20 pack. They were like animated religious ones. Five of the cards had 'Little donkey ' wording on the front. When my co-worker opened her card, she said, "Are you calling me a donkey?" I didn't even know I'd selected that card in particular for her, as I was just working through the card pack. I said "I didn't design them. Tesco's did". She said she was only joking, but she wasn't. I just wondered your thoughts?

Can you get Christmas cards from Tescos with a dick on?

Stable containing donkeys maybe?

Shame she's leaving. I'd ensure that the whole year I'd write in white font DonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkeyDonkey in all the emails I send to her so she's spammed with targeted advertising on her browser for donkey sanctuaries and donkey themed tat forever more.

We were taught that the reason a donkey has a cross on it's back is because it carried the mother of Christ and the baby Jesus and was therefore a blessed animal.

How the fuckity fuck does a Tesco Christmas card with a Donkey on it come across as passive aggressive 😂

'Oh, that's not a donkey, its an ASS, and yes, it did remind me of you!!! 😆

But the she was being a bit of an ass about it

The Festival of the Donkey 🤭

🤣🤣🤣

She doesn't sound very stable.

Really....? You gave a colleague a Christmas card with a donkey on the front of it, and she thought you were calling her a donkey?! FFS! 😂

Nothing like this has happened to me - ever, in 50 odd years of life!

Has anyone bought her a leaving card?

I would have just laughed in her face.

How ridiculous of her

She'd love that!

Yes and guess what? She emailed me to ask if they'd been a leaving collection for her and she wanted to know who signed it (the card) 🫣.

Not sure if this is a pun, but you're spot on!

She sounds a bit of an ass

Get one with Merry Twatmas next year for her.

Hahahaha is this for real! I despair of people these days!

Meanwhile, in Gaza...

Don't give it another thought. If anything, you were flattering her - donkeys have big, soft ears, cute faces and are generally nicer than many people. And if she doesn't get the Little Donkey reference, is that your fault?

I think she was probably joking and you took it a bit seriously

YABVU for calling "Tesco" Tesco's! Tbh

Actually in the bible there is no reference to a donkey most biblical scholars believe they walked.

What gospel mentions a donkey that is just a modern day story

You are one of the people who are causing decline in support and rise in eyroll. you know that yeah?
Nothing, absolutely nothimg to do with Gaza.
It's like "why are you ignoring Gaza?!" comments on Italian cooking post on insta.
Stupid and does nothing but harm to the cause.