Every year, our family and friends play a "Rubbish" (insert rude alternative name) present game. We all buy a gift up to the value of £5 or £10, that is as daft, useless, infuriating etc as possible. Then we roll dice to swap the presents around until everyone has one (or longer sometimes).
The best one was a photo calendar with pictures of other people, for the wrong year! We've also done a singular tea bag in a big box, 5kg of rice, a rubber chicken, etc.
Anyone have any awesome ideas that can top them?!