I'm going to have to catch up on the thread properly later.
Stir up Sunday is running very late here after discovering a couple of unexpected guests. All NVN apart from the "come on in."
It's blowing an absolute hooley here and has been since last night. I went out at 4.00am to ensure all was ok after a very loud crashing noise, and was duly accompanied.
Someone forgot to tell the poor bee it's not supposed to be around in November! Literally blown into me, really hard. Was given syrup and is in the greenhouse hopefully recovering, not expiring.
I do now have a clue what the crashing sound across the back was.
Two other naked pre-plucked creatures turned up a couple of years ago in similar circumstances, in one of the sheds. Found shivering together in a box of sand covered apples, after a storm caused havoc.
They are supposedly non laying battery hens, now broilers, acquired for the pot.
I'm vegetarian, and can't watch anything shiver. A cut up duvet sealed a friendship and later a straw filled box built, and I got my apples back!
These days both have grown beautiful tan feathers and perky bright red combs. They help control the slug population and kindly provide a reasonable stream of eggs despite being supposedly past it.
I believe in fate. They are not mine, I don't own them, they own themselves. They are imo free range birds who choose to roost and eat here. It looks like they may have a friend staying...
Pudding may not happen.