Don’t forget to check both ends of your turkeys!!

[Nonplusultra]

After carefully seasoning the turkey with herbs and spices and lemons and onions and whatnot, double check you’re not infusing the bird with plastic bag fumes!

voice of experience

Thank you!!! Had a quick look and it just looks like turkey ass the other end.

I was only given a gizzard and a liver though, so we not get a kidney any more? I normally get a crown so haven't had the giblets for years.