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Rudolph should have told the other reindeer to get stuffed

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LargeSquareRock · 24/12/2023 04:59

They ostracised and bullied him when he was an ordinary reindeer. As soon as Santa took an interest in him, suddenly they decided he was great and wanted to be his friend. Rudolph should have told the two-faced fair weather frenemies to stick it where the sun don’t shine and farted in their faces them the whole time he was leading the sleigh.

There. Been wanting to get that off my chest since I was 6.

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Lurkingandlearning · 24/12/2023 05:06

Santa was also a cunt to have allowed the bullying to take place in the first place. What with that and historic air Bnb abuse - no rooms but you can sleep with the live stock (as if they didn’t charge) Christmas is a grim time. No wonder we’re all pissed by 8pm

and a happy new year 🥂

Stresa22 · 24/12/2023 05:07

🤣 Once he was useful to them they suddenly loved him. I get it OP!

ValerieMoore · 24/12/2023 05:28

They don’t need him though they need a torch

shearwater2 · 24/12/2023 05:31

It doesn't say Rudolph loved them back.

The song rather resonated with me as a little kid being bullied because of being a "swot" and a "teacher's pet" - I should just keep on being myself regardless. Don't hide your light under a bushel.

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