Who's hunting for rutney?

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Many years ago, 14 in fact(just looked it up), a mumsnetter posted about Christmas food and there was a typo. For turkey she typed 'rutney'.
The thread was quite entertaining as I recall, as people added their first thoughts as to what this could be.

Every year since my husband has asked me if I've remembered the rutney. Just off to the deli to get it 😀
I think for me it's cheese, olives, charcuterie. But it could be stollen or florentines?
What is it for you and have you got it yet?

Is anyoen else already starting with the Christmas food thing?? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/christmas/879876-Is-anyoen-else-already-starting-with-the-Christmas-food-thing

Original thread

Obviously just me 😀

Brilliant 😂
I also clicked on this thread thinking rutney must be something fancy that I absolutely need for Christmas feasting!

Ooo, I'm tempted to mistype what I need to get and see if you can guess. I'm on the hunt for plain flower, lasami and mam.

Plain flour, salami and ham

Spot on! Got them all though had to settle for a lesser (supermarket) ham as our local farm shop was out of ham. Currently eating a delicious butty made with their bacon to fortify me for today's cooking tasks.