Best Christmas Cracker Jokes

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As a Christmas craft we're making our own Christmas crackers this year. I'm looking for some jokes to put in (short, child friendly and spit your tea out funny ). Anyone got any good ones?

My daughter had a good joke in her cheese calendar this morning. Well, it made us laugh anyway. Could cheese grow on trees? No, but an applewood.

What motorbike does Santa have? A Holly Davidson

What's a Xmas trees favourite sweet?
Ornamints

Why does everyone love frosty the snowman?
Because he's cool.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
This one's gonna sleigh you!

What do you call an old snowman?
Water.

What music do Santa's elves like best?
Wrap music.

How did Scrooge win the football game?
The Ghost of Christmas passed.

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
The Abdominal Snowman.

What key wont open any door?
A turkey.

Sorry for any repeats, I've not refreshed the page since yesterday!

Merry Christmas x

Thanks everyone some good ones here!
Merry Christmas 🎄