I think some people here must either be particularly wealthy or they make their own clothes. And they weave their own fabric. Which they dye themselves using traditional plant dyes. And they have cotton fields that they personally plant, tend and pick.
They wear jumpers from the wool of their sheep that they've sheared. They've then cleaned, carded and hand spun that wool, before using wooden knitting needles they shaped from a felled tree on their property to knit it. The sheep, of course, are never dipped. No need for those harsh chemicals produced in goodness knows where, by goodness knows who.
The never wear trainers or any shoes with rubber/plastic uppers or soles. Like the Dutch, they prefer clogs.
When out and about, they never take advantage of child or slave labour by sitting on any chair they don't know the provenance of all the components of.
They grow all their own foods, organic obviously (not so much for the environment, but because pesticides etc aren't always ethically made), do all the labour involved in tending crops themselves, no agricultural machinery involved in picking/harvesting as they know that no component of anything they use is unethically produced.
They also farm all their own meat. They slaughter it themselves too because everybody knows how unethical the treatment of the animals in the slaughterhouse is.
They walk everywhere too. In their handmade clogs. Too many bike components are made in China and clearly they're too ethical to sit in a car, or even bus/tram/train or plane, components of which also come from China.
They own that phone you can build yourself, that doesn't always work, but it's the ethical one, because, well, obviously.
They're not on Mumsnet either. I mean really, to be taking advantage of something that uses servers, components of which come from factories in China? No, they just don't do that.
Personally, I feel thankful though that they are here to remind us how inferior we are for buying from a website that sells the same as you can find on the High Street (or worse, a retail park - shudder), in DIY stores across the country. or on the most popular websites.
I'm just surprised they have the time to spare, given all the things they have to get done to be so certain their lives are ethical.