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I can’t find the fricking elf

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CaminanteNoHayCamino · 01/12/2022 00:30

So obviously when I was frantically stuffing the elf out of sight last Christmas Eve before trying to assemble two sacks of Santa presents to go into bedrooms, I forget where I put it.
I’ve searched every hiding place I can think of - nada. It’s nearly half past midnight. What do I do? It’s not like I’ve got tinies - DD is 12 and knows none of it is real but she loves the elf and is really looking forward to her (yes it’s a girl elf) appearing. In approximately seven hours. I have tried to suggest that she didn’t always appear on 1 December in the past but it wasn’t really cutting it.
Im not sure whether to brazen it out with a message saying she’s joined the strikers or just go with the truth as she’s not exactly a nipper. Thing is, this is the one element of Christmas that the magic still seems to sparkle a bit for her and I’m loathe to lose it. She started doubting the existence of Santa aged three….

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CrapBucket · 01/12/2022 00:32

Do you have icing sugar or flour? Can you do some footprints and a note about the elf being invisible? Maybe if your DC tidy their room/do their homework/etc then the invisibility will wear off.

HappyAsASandboy · 01/12/2022 00:35

@CrapBucket has it! Genius!

Order a new one so it can appear when the bedrooms are tidy.

ScarierThanBoo · 01/12/2022 00:37

I love the invisibility idea as above! I nearly cried tonight when I couldn't find the fucking Elf Pet that I splashed out on, DH found it under the bastard stairs thank goodness. There's also the possibility of a small note somewhere prominent saying "let's play hide and seek, you're it!" whilst a new elf discreetly gets delivered by Amazon?

HappyAsASandboy · 01/12/2022 00:37

I lost ours last year, but I realised it was lost in time to order a new (but different) elves. I wrote a letter from the normal elf explaining he had covid and had to stay at home, so had sent trainee elves in his place.

Of course this year I have found the original elf, but I like the replacement elves more. So there are now three elves in my kitchenConfused

WishIhadacrystalball · 01/12/2022 00:44

I lost ours last year though thankfully found it about 2am after having a total panic. I txt friends and they sent me things about holidays etc to cover her being late. Having a Google just now and can’t find them but did find this for when she is late!

I can’t find the fricking elf
WishIhadacrystalball · 01/12/2022 00:49

You could use this stuck on the tv one: m.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Ec2HaHCvY and quickly replace tomorrow

CaminanteNoHayCamino · 03/12/2022 00:50

Thanks guys. I went with the strike idea (made a placard and wrote a note) and have introduced the idea of a younger sister elf (who is indeed arriving from the North Pole tomorrow via the Amazon river 😉). Love the invisible footprints idea and also the tidy your room and she’ll come one!

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