I know it's too early, and there's a cost of living crisis...

[squarepegleg]

But here is my favourite Xmas centrepiece still for sale!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/401730194746?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=HpUXcKnJSKe&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=3IMEczFuRQm&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Can't believe it hasn't been snapped up! It's £699 but 'best offer' is an option?

Anyone else trying to scrape together the funds for this beauty?

💀

I am Asd and can't tell if this is a joke

Sorry you're too late @squarepegleg. Another thread on this the other day. It comes up every year.

You need to be quick because I’m ordering two

Too late? WHAT??

It just stays on my eBay watch list. I was just looking for some clothing items and saw it twinkling away at me.

Oh well - maybe this will be the year it gets purchased finally!

Oh thankyou! I was actually thinking about that just this morning and wondering if I’d ever find the page again.

Two? Pfft. A likely tale.

It's Bespoke!

THE SHOUTY DESCRIPTION SAYS ITS ONE OF A KIND

It's £699 but 'best offer' is an option?

Sensible offers though, because SWAN HUNTING IS HARD WORK!

😂 Showed my DH the pic and told him to guess how much it was going for. He was astounded that it was being sold, said they’d have to pay him to take it!

Makes my hand knitted Spiderman look positively artisan!

Does it come with the cake? Is the cake edible? Is it a fruitcake?

No. That's the base

I don't think you'd want the cake anyway - it'd be about 7 years old now!

Cheers hun. I've just ordered one.

WTAF! I need to scrape my eyeballs