Why is all the nice Christmas food crunchy?

[KatyMaChristmas]

'cos my crown fell out again

I went to the cupboard and it's all gingerbread & crisps & chocolate biscuits or toffees

I'm hungry for Christmas goodies

Make yourself a nice cup of tea or coffee and get dunking (not the crisps obviously)

I think you need to go out again and get

chocolate mousse
chestnut soup
ice cream
trifle

Lovely ideas thanks

But I have cleared a box of after eights

baileys