OK, OH earns 125k, his secretary probably earns 35ish, how much should he spend on her Christmas present?

[DontWantToLookTight]

Just that really.
Hev namechanged cos don't want you to all think I'm minted!

So you'll get to experience a bit of what we do up in the Highlands then

no cods here

santa is not cod - santa had four words in a row spelled correctly

codis sensible im not

Well then type properly so as I can understand you. (wouldn't dare say that to Cod)

im zippitippitoes

ok then santababy, since you're not cod so it's ok to ask, what does this mean?:
so the answer was win wa iut

im a bit gobsmacked tht almosut everyone on mn cn type

er ull have toput thatin context

I can't, zippi.

I'm just lucky.

You know, the "if you throw enough monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters" theory?

Like that, only not Shakespeare.

also i do sex and cod oenetn

Don't listen to hunker, zippi - she does subtitles!!!

aaaaah what does that mean?!

Mind you, some of them are a bit misspelt...

the oenetn I meant

aha - so cod indulges in the bizarre sexual practice of "oenetn" eh?

I'll have to find the anal sex thread again for some enlightenment.

so how are you all doing on your world orgasm day..ooh whoops u misse it

oenetn = doesn't (probably)

I think it's "doesn't"?

think i meangt doesnt

thanks, phew, brain not up to this

fuck me i hav interpreteuers

I'll send my invoice tomorrow

But cod's got children ...