I'm a woman of simple needs. I like my fashion jewellery, I like a good book to read, I like my garden, but still they can't get their act together! We only spend a few quid on each other, how hard can it be?
This morning DH has said, 'I just don't know what to get you. I looked at perfume, but I don't know what you've got already. I walked into Accessorize and walked out again - full of woman! (no shit!) I was going to buy you some new boots, but I wasn't sure if you'd like the ones I like.'(probably looked in Ann Summers!)
DD is now showing me certain pages in the Argos book and asking my opinion of various things! I give up, really I do!