Found this in my old emails from last Christmas.
I honestly can't recall if I wrote this or if I cut'n'pasted it from someone else!
Wherever it came from, it needs an airing again. And if anyone wants to claim authorship.....
Posted by Maryofnazareth
"FGS, am 8 mths pg, DH has just told me we've got to travel miles for the f-ing CENSUS FFS, he hasn't even sorted out proper transport and we have got to go on a DONKEY, what an arse. was PMSL until I realised he was serious, whole thing is a real PITA!!! Could really do w'o it the week b4 xmas. not as if he has been around much recently, i mean honestly he claims he is out all the time on carpentry jobs. i asked him 2 come home the other day at lunchtime to help me choose the right shade of blue 4 my dress but he said he was in the middle of a JOB and couldn't or we'd lose money. i mean, what a PITA!!!
Don't dare tell him he isn't even the real father. will make sure i let him know after tho' and get CSA to chase him, LOL! that'll teach the b'stard.
Am i being unreasonable?"