miserable old f*cker moan. Are teenagers entitled to a xmas? or is it just for primary children?

[Tortington]

becuase my 3 ( ones 18 so maybe doesn't count - i dunno - he counts to me) on xmas day will have to open prezzies from us. thats one main prezzie and small bits for a total of £20 each.

we said we would lend BIL £100 ( we won't see it again and thats all fine with us)- FIL phoned said bil was in a fix with his kids for prezzies and we had already offered. he phoned back " make that £70 and give your kids a tenner each from us"

well fucking thanks for bothering with the bastard thought, love care and attention. i'll stick my money in a card for my kids from you.

NOW TREZ important. we have the money to buy them stuff. we do - so this ins;t a "woe ist me" thing.

this is a "just buy a fucking 1.99 selection box and wrap it you tight arse fuckers" thing to my in laws and the two brothers and the 10 - yes 10 kids i bought for.

Yes, you're right. Tight arsed fucking cheeseballs.

Unbelievable about putting your tenner in a card from them. Very amusing, I must say

no go shopping you could get there pressies on 3 for2

theres not a lot you can do with money on xmas day - open an envelope - thats it. pretty pants as far as xmas day prezzies go.

and i think money = i cant be arsed thinking about you. forgivable from an elderly relative who isn't able to go shopping.

but thats a tenner from grandad and Nan - not yet old - still working etc.

the BILs and their wives dont even bother

and what riles me the most is that the younger grandchildren will be thought about whilst my kids get to open one present

Shall we send the boys round Custy? (or some of the MNers... probably far more scary!)

yes please marsy salsa them to death