Does anyone have any funny/good/rude ideas for secret santa at work for a man?

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I cant believe I was the unlucky one to draw the only man out of the hat for secret Santa!

We have up to £5 to spend, so far I have no ideas so would gratefully received!

TIA

oh yes a " gor your own wife" fom hawkins

loads here but it may be a bit rude

We haven't got a Hawkins near us, and don't think postage would get it here in time!

Do you mean "grow"?

yes theres another site tha sells a bigger range

BRB

cgi.ebay.co.uk/Grow-A-pole-dancer_W0QQitemZ170155931328QQihZ007QQcategoryZ123859QQssPageNameZWDVWQQr dZ1QQcmdZViewItem foudn a pole dancer one on ebay
or there are juggling boobs

cgi.ebay.co.uk/NOVELTY-GROW-YOUR-OWN-HOUSEWIFE-GROWS-600-ITS-SIZE_W0QQitemZ330175799168QQihZ014QQcat egoryZ123859QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Hmmm not so sure. He may like them but I would be mortified if

A) He discovered I had bought them

B) Think I would be to embarrassed to buy them in the first place!

yes i getcha

so we are htinking tamer then.
not sexual at all.

a HIUGE toblerone
all guys liek them

on this page i lik the a team talkign beer oepener thing

Well just a little tamer after all I work in a C of E Primary School!

wanted it to be funny and witty etc

adn he is a teacher?

hmm/
mine owudl all liek a funny botle of beer ( the real ales coem wiht funny names dont they)

Maybe don't go for the 'make him suffer' option and instead get a nice bottle of plonk or decent beer? But then I'm a right misery about Secret Santa - if I get something crap and comedy I throw a massive strop and go on about the waste of money (despite it only being a fiver at my work too - I'm a sulky beeyatch but I'm proud of it )

this is quite fun and surprisingly onsleazy lol well interesting

There you go - I'm with Cod! There must be something in the way of a Badger's Nipple Real Ale or somesuch...

lolol

Yes he is a teacher, fairly young and has a steady lady!

Does he like rugby? Get one of those mini rugby balls from the appropriate England/Scotland/Wales fan club site. All men like having balls to throw around at work.

one of htese kind of things

How funny cod, like the tattoo sleeves, could just picture his face wearing them!