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kids' funny christmas requests

16 replies

smittenkitten · 23/11/2007 15:29

i can't believe this hasn't been started yet. I nearly wet myself at comedy requests last year - come and post glad tidings!

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BadKitten · 23/11/2007 17:06

Not this year but when dd was 2 she was pretty bald (bless her!) she asked a very startled Father Christmas for 'hair'. Well that year her hair finally started growing and growing. now she has the aome of the thickest waist length hair I've seen on a little girl. So I say 'hooray for father Christmas'

Nettee · 23/11/2007 17:18

here is last year's - totally hilarious and worth another look - can't wait to see what comes up this year. Hoping for some gems from my DS who will be nearly 3.

hunkermunker · 23/11/2007 17:20

DS2 wants a cat. He's 22mo.

DS1's got no trousers on atm so I asked him if he wanted trousers for Christmas. "Nonsense, I don't want trousers for Christmas," he chided, with a comedy glint in his eye. He's 3.7.

AllBuggiedOut · 23/11/2007 21:48

We were walking through the park with the two DSs on Sunday. DS1 (4 years) was walking and DS2 (2 years) was in the pram. To be fair, it was very cold and windy, and DS1 was moaning that he wanted to ride, not walk. And after a while he said "mummy, please can I have a pram for christmas?"

Lartasha · 23/11/2007 21:58

Initally a turtle, currently asking for a bumblebee. She's 3

nannyL · 24/11/2007 09:10

i remember years ago i asked snata for a cucumber...

but it was worse than that cause every year in the guildhall the local choirs have an annual Christmas concert that is broadcast on the local and hospitla radio...

i have done up and was chosen to tell father Xmas (in the microphone) what i wanted for Xmas and announced to the entire guildhall and all the sick patients that i would like a cuecumber for Xmas!

(I got one in my stocking as well )

harman · 24/11/2007 09:24

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eandh · 24/11/2007 09:28

dd1 aged 3 wants a key??

Lazarou · 24/11/2007 09:43

ds1, nearly 3, wants 'a real computer, just like yours mummy'

He also wants pizzas

Sassafrass · 25/11/2007 15:53

Dd, almost 3 has requested animal presents, a big duvet, a pillow and a towel =)

Peachy · 25/11/2007 16:07

DS1- a very ,macho 8 in a week- wants a cuddly pig and a Wurzels album

BINAH · 25/11/2007 16:33

my dd wants to have tooth like her grandmother....who wears a plaque...she said:Mom, can I have some big teeth like granny...

Slubberdegullion · 25/11/2007 16:45

dd1 (3 .5) is mithering me constantly about wanting to get married to Daddy.

This is:
a) crazy freud talk
b) illegal
c) not a practical christmas present

I hope and pray to all that is Holy that she does not ask Father Christmas for this when we go to see him.

chinwag · 25/11/2007 17:03

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laurat533 · 26/11/2007 09:48

a couple of years ago we took the kids to see father christmas and ds1 asked him for a coconut!!! Father christmas laughted so ds1 went on to tell everyone he was only getting a coconut for christmas.

RosaLuxMundi · 26/11/2007 13:39

DD2 wrote a letter at the weekend.

Dear Farther Christmas
Here is what I would like but I now it corsts a lot of mony so don't worry if you can't bring it.
A Nintendo DS and a magic times tables pencil case.

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