Would like to get DH something ever so slightly saucy.... any ideas?!

[Birdly]

I'm looking for something that's just a bit of fun, and not too expensive. I don't get much time to go shopping, so if you could rustle up something I could buy online, that would be splendiferous!

Thanks!

sex cheques

Thanks, Katsma! Amazon aren't giving too much away about what's in the chequebook, so I'm a bit nervous about placing an order. Will see how brave I feel!

Make your own chequebook, then you can really "personalise" it to his requirements

A vibrating cock ring, I think Durex do one and they sell them in Boots - so my best friend told me

Well, what a way to kill a thread. Death by cock ring [smil]

They are selling edible posing pouches on hawins Bazaar

chocoalte body paint
smear it all over yourself
avoid at all costs if your man has a hairy chest (IME)

oils for a massage - slithering all over each other is a right laugh! just dont use expensive bedsheets

Yeah I was going to say a cock ring. And some fluffy hand cuffs.

Why are you puking Olive??

Don't forget the sexy new underwear outfit to go with it all. I love it when she surprises me with some new bedroom only outfit that makes her look like a right minx.

She can send me texts whilst at work then telling me she is wearing it on the sly - even if i know she is blatantly lying it still hits the spot as it were..........

you can get little bits and bobs like that in ann summers and la senza too, pop in and have a browse

Good idea Eric. Text him at work and tell him you have no knickers on.. it will screw with his head (in a good way)

lol
i wit olive
ti reminds me of htat louis theroux documentary of swingers

oh no i prefer thinkign of only beautiful peopel havign sex

what makes you think birdly isnt?!

shes a mumsnetter.

We are VERY beautiful thanks - what you trying to say Cod?

Yeah - the no knickers thing gets me every time too.

Aaaahhhh - the simple things eh?

they are not mutually exclusive lol

Thanks folks! I am, of course, an entirely beautiful mumsnetter but not at all into Louis Theroux or swingers. (And there's no pic on my profile for you to have a snoop and decide whether I'm lying about my deliciousness or not! .)

Chocolate body paint sounds good though - anything involving chocolate ticks all my boxes!

get your self some super sexy undies its what im doing have asked dp for some for xmas but i know he wont

Over the knee socks seem to have an uplifting (ahem) effect on a lot of men......

LOL @ over the knee socks - REALLY?

Undies I can probably go with.... but I'm not sure who would crack up first at the sight of me in over-the-knee socks - me or DH!!

saw the thread title and came on to see how many posters would say get him a bottle of ketchup (saucy...get it? )...but nothing! what is MN coming to??

For the OP - fun and not too expensive: lubricant, rope, choccy sauce, blindfold, naughty text msgs, etc

I'm loving the chocolate theme. Definitely giving me some ideas!!!

Tastier than ketchup, too, Princess!