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Would like to get DH something ever so slightly saucy.... any ideas?!

26 replies

Birdly · 19/11/2007 13:31

I'm looking for something that's just a bit of fun, and not too expensive. I don't get much time to go shopping, so if you could rustle up something I could buy online, that would be splendiferous!

Thanks!

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Katsma · 19/11/2007 16:06

sex cheques

Birdly · 20/11/2007 13:55

Thanks, Katsma! Amazon aren't giving too much away about what's in the chequebook, so I'm a bit nervous about placing an order. Will see how brave I feel!

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somersetmum · 20/11/2007 14:01

Make your own chequebook, then you can really "personalise" it to his requirements

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt · 20/11/2007 14:03

A vibrating cock ring, I think Durex do one and they sell them in Boots - so my best friend told me

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt · 20/11/2007 14:34

Well, what a way to kill a thread. Death by cock ring [smil]

Blandmum · 20/11/2007 14:35

They are selling edible posing pouches on hawins Bazaar

nailpolish · 20/11/2007 14:44

chocoalte body paint
smear it all over yourself
avoid at all costs if your man has a hairy chest (IME)

oils for a massage - slithering all over each other is a right laugh! just dont use expensive bedsheets

ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands · 20/11/2007 14:46

Yeah I was going to say a cock ring. And some fluffy hand cuffs.

oliveoil · 20/11/2007 14:48
ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands · 20/11/2007 14:52

Why are you puking Olive??

EricL · 20/11/2007 14:56

Don't forget the sexy new underwear outfit to go with it all. I love it when she surprises me with some new bedroom only outfit that makes her look like a right minx.

She can send me texts whilst at work then telling me she is wearing it on the sly - even if i know she is blatantly lying it still hits the spot as it were..........

lou33 · 20/11/2007 14:57

you can get little bits and bobs like that in ann summers and la senza too, pop in and have a browse

ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands · 20/11/2007 14:58

Good idea Eric. Text him at work and tell him you have no knickers on.. it will screw with his head (in a good way)

CodDickinson · 20/11/2007 14:59

lol
i wit olive
ti reminds me of htat louis theroux documentary of swingers

oh no i prefer thinkign of only beautiful peopel havign sex

lou33 · 20/11/2007 15:00

what makes you think birdly isnt?!

CodDickinson · 20/11/2007 15:00

shes a mumsnetter.

EricL · 20/11/2007 15:01

We are VERY beautiful thanks - what you trying to say Cod?

Yeah - the no knickers thing gets me every time too.

Aaaahhhh - the simple things eh?

lou33 · 20/11/2007 15:07

they are not mutually exclusive lol

Birdly · 21/11/2007 13:53

Thanks folks! I am, of course, an entirely beautiful mumsnetter but not at all into Louis Theroux or swingers. (And there's no pic on my profile for you to have a snoop and decide whether I'm lying about my deliciousness or not! .)

Chocolate body paint sounds good though - anything involving chocolate ticks all my boxes!

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dd666 · 21/11/2007 13:57

get your self some super sexy undies its what im doing have asked dp for some for xmas but i know he wont

glammama · 21/11/2007 14:00

Over the knee socks seem to have an uplifting (ahem) effect on a lot of men......

HuwEdwards · 21/11/2007 14:04

LOL @ over the knee socks - REALLY?

Birdly · 21/11/2007 14:11

Undies I can probably go with.... but I'm not sure who would crack up first at the sight of me in over-the-knee socks - me or DH!!

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PrincessSnowLife · 21/11/2007 14:14

saw the thread title and came on to see how many posters would say get him a bottle of ketchup (saucy...get it? )...but nothing! what is MN coming to??

For the OP - fun and not too expensive: lubricant, rope, choccy sauce, blindfold, naughty text msgs, etc

Birdly · 21/11/2007 14:24

I'm loving the chocolate theme. Definitely giving me some ideas!!!

Tastier than ketchup, too, Princess!

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