If you were three jars of salted caramel spread...

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

...bought as stocking fillers for my dses, where would you be hiding in my house?

I have looked in the conservatory (I usually stash presents in there, hidden behind the furniture), and in the cupboard in the hall - these are the main places I stash stocking fillers, and I've checked the hidden corners in the office, dining room and front room - I have found all the other stocking presents - but the salted caramel spread is missing.

I was so pleased with myself, because I thought I'd wrapped all the stocking presents this morning - but now I realise I haven't. Gah.

I am hoping dh has put them away 'safely' somewhere

In my belly

Boot of the car?

I am hoping dh has put them away 'safely' somewhere

In our house, this would have translated to him having eaten them.

I would RE CHECK the usual places and see if they have fallen in/behind anything.

Then I'd check the airing cupboard and on top of the kitchen cupboards 👍

@Dinosauratemydaffodils - I think I'd have noticed dh eating them - but he may be sneakier than I realise!

I have re-checked the conservatory - found lots of bags of yarn that really need sorting out and using up, but no salted caramel - and the cupboard under the stairs - no joy there either.

Still - as one of my FB friends has said, if they don't turn up until February, that is a win for me - all I need is some alone time and a spoon!

Would he have put them wherever you would usually put salted caramel spread? Larder, kitchen cupboards?

That's a thought - I will look - thanks!

In a carrier bag in the boot of the car

Already eaten.
My brother growing up was a sod for this.
Tubs of celebrations etc he would eat and then tape back up to look sealed full of wrappers, jars would be emptied and re stashed.
He’s 26 now, still at my parents and they have a tray of chocolate oranges that are half empty boxes 🙄
Some people just have a talent for snaffling on the sly

I checked the kitchen cupboards - no luck - but I did find a bag of kettle chips I’d forgotten about - result!

winning at the game of life right there then!

Drawers in your bedroom or under bed storage? Behind or under a chair in your bedroom?

It was me. Don't buy any more, I can't control myself when there's salted caramel around. Get them some marmite. Blecch.

under the kids bed, usually.

Up high somewhere? Top of a wardrobe or cupboard?

Knicker drawer? I quite often hide things there...

No idea but you have just reminded me I need to take ds2 xmas present out the car before I pick him up so thank you op

Knicker drawer?

I am chuckling at the thought of someone looking in the OP's knicker drawer to find 3 jars of salted caramel sauce... scandalous!