May have bought Dad an up your bum prison thing...

[Hawkmoth]

Thought this was handy to keep your emergency tenner in, but is it a drug smuggling device? It was only cheap...

www.rolsontools.com/money-minder-with-key-chain.html

Hope not, I've bought my brother similar!

My son uses these for his medication at school to keep it discrete! 😂

Wow

Saved me many a time when forgetting me purse at Tesco, I tell thee. How the other customers laughed!

I'd say so, it's the rounded end that gives it away I think.

Hmmmm , it doesn't mention rectal transportation on the details . it looks quite tamponney though, make an ideal gift for all

Oh, sold out , back to the drawing board.

I've thought about it further, and I think they must have metal detectors in prisons so it's probably not for that.

Nah money is chewed up and passed via kissing. Phones go up bums. HTH

This is excellent information and I will be sure to use it if Dad is offended on Christmas Day.

get him to chew a note up if he doesn't believe you. They don't disintegrate Etc

It's out of stock now. Clearly mumsnetters were quite taken with the idea.

No- they tend to use the plastic capsules in kinder eggs from what I hear.

I bought my dad a butt pump one year. He was very excited. Spent a lot of Christmas day talking about it

It was a water butt pump, to pump the water out of his water butt into a hose pipe.

Does chewing still work on the plastic notes?

Possibly. But how practical and I think I’d quite like one myself.

You could get him this phone to go with it.

In my experience (as an ex prison nurse) it is plastic capsules or baggies all the way. Metal is too easy to scan.

I think you're good.

How do you get a phone up your bum?

I thought they used condoms to put things up their bums?

"Sex lube and a fish slice" just popped into my head in answer to that!

I’ve got an iPhone 6plus and I couldn’t imagine that going up anyone’s bum without the screen gOing.

one christmas I put an electric razor in my dh's stocking. didn't look at the packaging. It was marketed at those who want to apply a close shave to their balls. He was a bit surprised. As were his brothers.

The phone I linked to is teeny, tiny. Apparantly the main appeal of these mini phones is for inmates to have.

Pallisers!!!

I am pretty sure that up the bum things have to have a stopper at the end to stop them being lost forever.